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The Fanpopper, the Legend...

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Opinion by dazl posted 4 months ago
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Mr. Johnminh!
Fanpoppers! Are you ready for this?

My next interview takes us deep into uncharted waters as we strike out into the depths of madness...

We know him, we love him, we stalk him (admit it, girls!). Who else could it be, but the one and only Johnminh!!!!!!!!!!!!


1) How did you find Fanpop?

I first found out about fanpop a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away. I was but a wayward soul who wandered the cosmos in search of a home. I was always getting into mischief, causing trouble wherever there was trouble to be caused. You should have seen the mess that I helped to ignite on Rigel-6. Anyway, I was wandering the vast cosmos, when I felt a slight tug off my port bow (for those in the know, I'm as portly as a ship, and I have an aft, a forward, a port, and a starboard section-like Carnival Cruises: party atmosphere and too much food!). I zeroed in on a small blue planet with a primitive civilization. There was much chaos there. All one had to do was look at the traffic infrastructure to sense the chaos.

But despite all the chaos, there was still a ray of hope. It came to me in the guise of fanpop beta! The fanpop generals Dave, papa, Michael and Cliff showed how they could arrange order from chaos by creating spots. They showed how they could visualize freedom from chaos by adding in images (of course, they had further assist from the great baroness DrDeviance who schooled the community on the importance of crediting images). And lastly they showed that you could take a poll of the chaos by adding in picks. And thus was my discovery of fanpop, and fanpop was good.

Ok, was that too existentially crazy? I found it from a link from the Angry Asian Man blog (www.angryasianman.com). I thought this answer was kind of boring, so I'd embellish it a little. :p


2) You're credited as one of the funniest Fanpoppers. Where do you get your crazy comments from?
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!


My butt. Because every time I toot and someone is around, they always say "It smells funny in here." So I just translate it to fanpop. Yes folks, whenever you find something funny from me on fanpop, you're most likely smelling my hind quarters. *I'm now waiting for my fanlist to drop drastically*

3) You swept the board at the Fanpoppies this year, winning bajillions! Has it affected your Fanpopping style in any way?

The only thing I should be sweeping is the mess in my room. It's like a pig stye! No wonder people are always saying "something smells funny in here."

I'm honestly shocked that I won for best pick or best option added to a pick. I think there are other more talented and deserving pickers out there. But I'm honored and humbled, and I wear my fanpoppies around my neck like Mr. T and his bling.


4) Lets talk about the stalkings. Several female fanpoppers confessed to stalking you at some point or another. Creeped out by this at all?

I'm not creeped out because I can always transform back into my real form (a space-faring cruise ship) and go back to the cosmos. Heck, I'm as attention starved as I am sex starved, so it's all good! j/k! LOL! :p
He's bringing flexy-back!
He's bringing flexy-back!


5) Lets talk about...

Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex


6) How do you see yourself on Fanpop?

I see myself on fanpop as an internet god with an e-Penis THIS:
|----------------------------------------|
BIG! *note, please make sure your text settings are set at maximum*

Nah, I'm just another goofball saying dumb things to keep the air around here light (or smelling funny)


7) Who do you have the most contact with, user-wise?

It's got to be Eden. As Cinders has noted, I'm her bitch! LOL! ;-)
He is Eden's bitch!
He is Eden's bitch!


8) Out of all your spots, which spot do you feel you have the biggest connection to?

I would have to say it is the Asian American
spot. It's a great spot for empowerment, especially for a fast growing segment of the population that is constantly marginalized by the mainstream media. I'm also really fond of the Picks spot. Much credit to maybeastarbucks for creating it! =)
Asian-American Spot: John's favourite
Asian-American Spot: John's favourite


9) To Twinky or not to Twinky?

Mmmm, Hostess Twinkies...I used to say yes, until I heard a radio article about a high school science teacher who kept an unwrapped twinkie in his high school classroom for 30+ years, and it still survived. Now I'm scared to eat one.

10) Strangest spot you have joined?

That would probably have to be the Being Lazy spot. There's 109 fans, but there isn't that much added to it. I guess everyone is too lazy to post stuff there. :p

11) How do you rate Fanpop,in comparison to other social sites?

Hands down the best! No doubt about it! It's the safest spot out there! I mean, I've been a member since Oct 2007, and I still haven't had a hook up yet. See, if fanpop can keep me away from you, then you know you're safe! :p

12) It's raining what?

Rain?!? Woohoo! *Breaks out the soap and shampoo. Gets struck by a flash of lightning. The crowd that I flashed breaks out into applause.*

13) Have you ever had to block or unfan another user?
Rawh!
Rawh!

Can't say I have. I've added fans that still haven't fanned me back *cough*hooch-is-crazy*cough* (LOL!), but I've never blocked and unfanned someone.

14) I can't count the number of Fanpoppers who enjoyed your Random Facts video. Did you expect the reaction it got? Were you nervous about posting it here?

I'm happy that people got a kick out of it. I was just really bored on a Friday night. But now that I have Super Smash Brother Brawl, I don't think I'll be that bored again for a looong time. So if anyone is waiting for a sequel (as if), then it's going to be a looong wait.

15) Any last words?

fanpop is good! fanpop is love! fanpop is still in beta?!?!? j/k! :p

Cheers everyone! Keep doing what you're doing! And thanks, Dara for throwing out some softball questions. I'm so glad you didn't talk about my lack of ethics during the last congressional session. Good thing I'm not in congress, huh? :p


It took John two emails to get all this sent to me. It took me half an hour to stop laughing at his answers. This is why we love John.

John! A toast to you! Raise your glasses people!
johnminh!
18 comments
user photo maybeastarbucks said:
You have Brawl?!?!?!
<goes to hunt down johnminh and take his copy of the game>
posted 4 months ago.
last edited 4 months ago
 
user photo oblix said:
ha ha omg that was so funny!
some nice comments there John!
posted 4 months ago.
 
user photo Cinders said:
I never knew John was a transformer! Bravo, Dara, and a tip of the hat to you, John. No matter how it smells, I will always love your humor. ;o)
posted 4 months ago.
 
user photo grahamb said:
john you never stop making me laugh! round of applause to miss dazl, these interviews are the fo shizzle of interviews! keep them up cos we all love them!
posted 4 months ago.
 
user photo amazondebs said:
oh no people nobody panic i think i have stepped in to alternate universe maybeastarbucks is not millhouse???

ignoring the weirdness great article, your both brilliant ;)
although there seems to be something wrong with my text setting...
posted 4 months ago.
 
user photo dazl said:
I think thats my fault, Debs. I changed the text that was screwing up the alignment, but maybe the system is still reading it wrong.
posted 4 months ago.
 
user photo johnminh said:
Crap, I should have put more dashes in my ePenis. It looks just four inches long on my screen. LOL! :p

Or maybe that's what was screwing up with the text setting? I've been castrated by dazl... :p
posted 4 months ago.
last edited 4 months ago
 
user photo dazl said:
Yes, John, I sliced off part of your ePenis. Virtual pain now...
posted 4 months ago.
 
user photo amazondebs said:
well lol it's doubled up on my screen, ouch!

but i think there's something wrong with my net as everything on fanpop looks weird and is outlined in purple, it' pretty, well except for john's doubled up penis...
posted 4 months ago.
 
user photo ineedcoffee said:
hands down best interview yet! I'm still giggling, not commenting on the epenis, crap just did, still lmao
posted 4 months ago.
 
user photo DrDevience said:
Heh. You said penis.

Heh heh.
posted 4 months ago.
 
user photo amazondebs said:
sings #Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy It's divine to own a d*** From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your Willy or John ThomasHooray for your one-eyed trouser snakeYour piece of pork Your wife's best friend Your Percy or your c*** You can wrap it up in ribbons You can slip it in your sockBut don't take it out in public Or they will stick you in the dock And you won't a-come a-back!#
posted 4 months ago.
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user photo hooch-is-crazy said:
roflmaool

but did i really not fan you back or is it something to do with my reputation as "evil"?
posted 4 months ago.
 
user photo alinazeer said:
Great article Dara and the funniest of all interviews.
John is still the best and now I know why my wife always asks me about the funny smells comes out from my computer room now I can show her thats not me its all john :p
definitely the best of all the interviews Dara.
posted 4 months ago.
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user photo johnminh said:
debs, that is hilarious! What tune do I sing it to? (ponders next youtube vid ...) LOL! j/k! :p
posted 4 months ago.
 
user photo benji said:
Ah you got to love John, you've got an amazing randomist humour which so many people try, but so few can pull off, luckilly you're one of the few who can.

Now let's take the Millenium Falcon for McDonalds, this Wookie needs some French Fries <3
posted 4 months ago.
 
user photo johnminh said:
Ahhhh!!! Featured! *hides*
posted 4 months ago.
 
user photo dazl said:
It was featured and I missed it! Gah!

posted 4 months ago.
 
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