I don't know if you've ever done it, but if you have, please share! If not, (Its never happened to me...yet) think of some!
Here's one
You're at a funeral for someone whom you didn't know that well. When someone asks you what you're doing there, you reply, "There's free coffee and it's cheaper than a movie."-Marla
your driving a car and you pull over into traffic risking your life and you ask everyone in the car what they wish they had done before they died. then they are like freaking out and your just like dude it was only a reference joke.
You're getting your appendix removed and the Surgeon says:
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."