You know you're obsessed with Firefly when...

27. You would never even dream of flying in a Capissen (sp?) 38 engine, why? (Answer below!)

Because it would just fall out the sky!

28. Bonnets are your guilty pleasure!

29. You find yourself making witty remarks during inappropriate and dangerous situations.

30. When something is wrong with your car, you yell "did the primary bumper panel just fly off my gorram ship?"

31. You've read the comic book and cried because it would be awesome if filmed.

32. You name your weapons and treat them better than most people you meet.

33. Something is Hi-larious

34. You wish there was a crappy town where you're a hero.

35. You are an Amazon warrior that could kick Xena’s ass, yet can’t help but find yourself attracted to one of the most defenceless and childish men to ever cross your path.

you threaten to kill people with your brain.

36. You have had entire IM conversations where you and a friend do nothing but exchange Firefly quotes.

37. You swear in Chinese.

38. You ask people if they've ever read the works of Shan Yu.

39. You order "mudder's milk" when you go to a bar.

You refer to government agents as "Feds"

Your cupboard is stocked with fruity oaty bars!

You ask people to wave you and tell them to look things up on the cortex

43. Any time someone mentions a pilot, you get emotional.

44. You often find yourself chanting: two by two. hands of blue.

45. You have an irrational fear of blue gloves.

46. You have an irrational fear of TOO MUCH HAIR.

for 8 hrs you try to find a link that has all the episodes ...up til dawn..thats obsessed...still havt found 1....HELP....ME..PLEASE PACKARD49

(Best thing to do would be rent or hopefully buy and support the series... if you're only looking for the early episodes, watch them on Hulu or the WB.com... if you don't want to support it, try surfthechannel.com... but be prepared for the pop-up ads... SO MANY)

48. You replace everyday swear words with "gorram" and "gorramit"

You listen to the Firefly soundtrack every night before bed and then have somewhat graphic dreams featuring one or more of the characters.