things they'd NEVER say in Freakazoid!

i love these types of threads.

Dexter Douglas: Huh? What's a computer? HELP ME!!!

Cave Guy: Duhh, Cave Guy humbry! Cave Guy want eat now!!!

CxndleJxck: I'm tired of stealing kids. I'll just grant them sweet dreams instead.

Cosgrove: Hey, wanna go get a mint?
Freakazoid: NO!!! GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WATCH oh I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.

Jeepers: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay!

Freakazoid: CandleJack, will you marry m