Fred Weasley, you are disgusting
How so?
You spilled an entire jug of OJ down your front this morning
It was for our bet
Fred, you’ve lost the bet because you didn’t swallow any OJ
Be that as it may I didn’t choke on any of it
Duh!
Don’t ‘duh!’ me!
I’ll ‘duh!’ whoever I want
George Weasley, I hate you
I hate you too, bro
Angelina! Do you hate George or me most?
George, definitively
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..............................................................
Oh yeah!
This does not change anything
Meaning?
I’m still the good looking one
Don’t make me laugh
I’m not
Oh
My sentiments exactly
How is this sentimental?
No idea
..........
The Marauders are awesome
Obviously, they have an awesome legacy and a cool map
You know, I’ve been thinking...
REALLY?
Yes, really – anyway I was thinking, you how Harry isn’t allowed to go to Hogsmeade?
Yeah, are you thinking what I’m thinking
What are you thinking?
You, me, tonight, dancing, 10,000 monkeys
Uhhhhhhh, no, that’s not what I was thinking, I was thinking we should give Harry the Marauders map
Is that a good idea?
We know it off by heart anyway
No, I mean, what if he gets it incinerated by Voldemort?
Oh yeah, like he’s gonna take it with him in the final battle
So... give it to Harry?
Give it to Harry
And with that the sweet aroma of lunch drew everyone to the dining hall. Fred and George mused on how to introduce the Marauder’s Map to Harry.
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