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Ross: [leaning over and talking to Rachel's lap] I can't wait to play with you all day, and to hear your first words.
Phoebe: [wide eyed] Why are you letting him talk to your crotch that way?
Rachel: He's talking to the baby.
Phoebe: Oh, that's good. Because when I heard, "I can't wait to hear your first words" I thought, "Boy that's some trick!"
Carol: Oh, what do you know? No-one's going up to you and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this
[shouts]
Carol: pot roast through it?"
Ross: I figured after work, I'd pick up a bottle of wine, go over there, and try to... woo her.
Chandler: Hey, you know what you should do? Take her back to the 1800's when that phrase was last used.
Chandler: I'm thinking of having an affair with your wife! Oh, you know what, I just did!
Joey: Really?
Chandler: No, freak show! She's fictional!
Ross: Okay, there you go.
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JAY ACOVONE... FIREMAN CHARLIE
JOHN ALLEN & CHRISTOPHER ALLEN... BEN GELLER
DAVID ARQUETTE... MALCOLM (Ursula's harassing)
JACK ARMSTRONG... BOB (Monica's blind date)
HANK AZARIA... DAVID (who doesn't know him? lol)
BOB BALABAN... FRANK BUFFAY SR. (Phoebe's dad)
ANITA BARONE... CAROL WILLICK (just in one episode)
HELEN BAXENDALE... EMILY WALTHAM (ross' ex wife)
JOEL BEESON... TODD (he worked with joey)
CORINNE BOHRER... MELANIE (joey's girlfriend)
MICHAEL RAY BOWER... ROY GUBLICK (Monica's date)
PAGET BREWSTER... KATHY (Chandler & Joey ex girlfriend)
JACKIE BRIGHT... JANITOR (Lets Phoebe, Ross & Susan out of closet in hospital)
EDDIE CAHILL... TAG (Rachel's assistant)
DAN CASTELLANETA... THE ZOO KEEPER
MEGAN CAVANAGH... LUISA GIANETTI (Animal control lady)
DICK CLARK... HIMSELF
LYNN CLARK... DANIELLE (Chandler's great date)
GEORGE CLOONEY... DR. MITCHELL
MARK COHEN... THE MATTRESS KING (Janice's ex-husband)
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Fan fiction by
Daratora
posted
3 months ago
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after about thirty seconds Ross, Joey, and Chandler come running in)
Ross- O my god! What is it! Why did you scream!
Chandler- Yeah!
Joey- Is something wrong?
Monica – No! We just saw the biggest bug ever! It was so disgusting!
Rachel-(looking bewildered at Monica) What? (Monica gives her an anxious glance) Oh! Yeah, disgusting. But were fine now. I still feel sick. You can leave now.
Ross- No, I’ve been waiting long enough. Im going to stay here with you.
Rachel-No, No. You go head. Im fine.
Ross. Okay, but Im coming back in an hour, and don’t try to stop me next time, ok?!
Rachel- OK honey. Love You.
Ross-love you too.( Leaves)
Rachel-(looks over to Monica, in the other bed) What was that about? You have always wanted a baby! Why did you push the guys out?
Monica- Well this would be my first biological child with him, and I want to have a romantic dinner with him, and spring it on him. It has been my dream to tell my husband that way since I was a little girl! Pleaase Rach!
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