Favorite Futurama opener?

Pick one:

	Voted "Best"
	Beats a Hard Kick In The Face
	You Can't Prove It Won't Happen
	Too Hot For Radio
	A By-Product of the TV Industry
	Where No Fan Has Gone Before
	Dancing Space Potatoes? YOU BET!
	NOW INTERACTIVE! Joystick Controls Fry's Left Ear
	Known To Cause Insanity in Laboratory Mice
	Not Affiliated With Futurama Brass Knuckle Co.
	Controlling You Through a Chip in Your Butt Since 1999
	Or Is It?
	Soon To Be A Major Religion
	When You See The Robot, Drink!
	It's Like "Hee Haw" With Lasers
	Bigfoot's Choice
	If Accidentally Watched, Induce Vomiting
	Love It or Shove It
	Please Turn Off All Cell Phones and Tricorders
	Fun For the Whole Family, Except Grandma and Grandpa
	Hey, Tivo! Suggest THIS!
	Psst...Big Party At Your House After the Show
	Scratch Here to Reveal Prize
	No Humans Were Probed In the Making of This Episode
	For Proper Viewing, Take Red Pill Now
	Federal Law Prohibits Changing the Channel
	Disclaimer: Any Resemblance To Actual Robots Would Be Really Cool
	Bender's Humor by Microsoft Joke
	Krafted with Luv By Monsters
	Please Rise for the Futurama Theme Song
	Deciphered From Crop Circles
	80% Entertainment By Volume
	Torn From Tomorrow's Headlines
	Now With Chucklelin
	Broadcast Simultaneously One Year in the Future
	This Episode Performed Entirely By Sock Puppets
	If Not Entertaining, Write Your Congressman
	Secreted by the Comedy Bee
	Not a Substitute for Human Interaction
	Smell-O-Vision Users Insert Nostril Tubes Now
	Touch Eyeballs to Screen for Cheap Laser Surgery
	Painstakingly Drawn Before a Live Audience
	For External Use Only
	Larva-Tested, Pupa-Approved
	Simulcast On Crazy People's Fillings
	A Stern Warning of Things to Come
	As Foretold by Nostradamus
	Coming Soon to an llegal DVD
	This Episode Has Been Modified To Fit Your Primitive Screen
	Nominated for Three Glemmys
	Not Based On the Novel by James Fenimore Cooper
	The Show That Watches Back
	From the Network That Brought You "The Simpsons"
	Based On A True Story
	From the Makers of Futurama
	Not Y3K Complaint
	Made From Meat By-Products
	Live From Omicron Persei 8
	Proudly Made On Earth
	Transmitido en Martian en SAP
	Filmed On Location
	Condemned by the Space Pope
	Mr. Bender's Wardrobe by Robotany 500
	Presented in DOUBLEVISION (Where Drunk)
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	Featuring Gratuitous Alien Nudity
	Presented in BC (Brain Control) Where Available
	As Seen On TV
	In Hypno-Vision
	In Color
	See You On Some Other Channel