Ok, let's play a little game. As said in the title, it's called "Things we learned from Gilmore Girls". It's pretty simple, everytime you go (let's say, you can only go once a day to keep it interesting), you name 3 things that you learned from watching Gilmore Girls and then the next person will go and so on. Try not to say something someone has said before. Got it? Ok, let's start.
1. All bad girls wear red nailpolish.
2. Never buy something just because it's furry.
3. People in China are nuts about traveling.
1. Snooping without knowing what you're snooping for is ridicolous.
2. Pillows don't have to smell like feet.
3. "Oi" is one of the funniest words in the world.
1. Ethics are highly subjective and completely overrated.
2. Always take a seat in the corner so no one can come up behind you and whack you with a cannoli.
3. A banana eating contest isn’t always about eating a banana.
1. Sticking a quarter up your nose will get you out of being baptized.
2. Always order extra Salmon Puffs.
3. Never mix horseradish and french fries while cramming for a Shakespeare exam.
2. There is no such thing as too much turkey
3. Swans are vicious birds
2. A lap is an illusion.
3. Bagels are like glue in your intestines.
2. Pillows don't have to smell like feet.
3. "Oi" is one of the funniest words in the world.
2. You don't have to answer the phone when people are being particularly stupid.
3. Danish go best with coffee.
2. Under the right circumstances ripping a wall down can make a room bigger
3. The plural of “cul-de-sac” is “culs-de-sac” not “cul-de-sacs”.
2. God is a woman & lives in London.
3. The difference between cows & humans is hay.
2. Not all gays are nice.
3. Loose floorboards are a must in a Korean Teen's room.
2. Pippi Longstocking is one of the best movies of all time.
3. You break it, you buy it.
2. You must correctly dispose of Yale mattresses or they can trace it back to you.
3. Fries are the devil’s starchy fingers.
2. It is possible to be hit by a deer
3. There can only be one town troubadour
2. It's possible to deep-fry a turkey, although it may set your front lawn on fire.
3. When picking a name for your rock band and "Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert" comes to mind, remember, you can shorten it to FTTTEOTD.
2. Don't be surprised to see your great grandmother kissing a man in a purple jogging suit. She's only lonely.
3. When making the largest pizza in the world, stay clear of the hot cheese.
2. Always take a seat in the corner so no one can come up behind you and whack you with a cannoli.
3. A banana eating contest isn’t always about eating a banana.
2. Choose your life coach wisely.
3. In omnia paratus!
2. Childbirth is like doing the splits on a case of dynamite.
3. Copper boom! :)
2. Cows never wrinkle.
3. Beagles belong with beagles. The hen belongs with the rooster.
2. He's sleeping with the Zucchini MEANS He's sleeping with the Zucchini.
3. If you’re frustrated with someone, just push them in a lake.
2. God is a woman, and she lives in London
3. Never park under a tree, especially when it's snowing.
2. It's hard having hot parents.
3. College is good for the skin.
2. Always order extra Salmon Puffs.
3. Never mix horseradish and french fries while cramming for a Shakespeare exam.
2. Candy bars - chocolate covered death with a caramel surprise.
3. Once your heart is involved, it all comes out in Moron.
2. Levels are great at hypmotizing dogs
3. If you go tray sleding it is common to fall on your face.
2. Cut the boxes, not your hands.
3. Rich people have hilarious sock drawers.
2. Never, ever let someone steal your study tree.
3. There's only one Margey.
2. No rising, no shining
3. Women are from Venus, men are bowls of soup.