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You Know You're Obsessed When...
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Harper’s island
You know you’re obsessed when……. • You know exactly who Muffin is • Your response to a friend who is complaining about his life is to “Grow a pair.” • Whenever there is a serial killer on the loose, you think of John Wakefield. • You say “one by one” with the opening titles. • When there is a problem with the wedding you automatically worry that “the napkins don’t fit the napkin rings.” • You know the “Wellingtons have like 60 houses.” • No one comes to help you, and you assume that its because “You have crabs, right?” • You threaten people at a bar that if they touch you, you’ll “nail their tongue to the bar.” • You refer to your dressed up friend as “Aphrodite.” • You think Hansel and Gretl is a weird story because, come on, “The old lady tries to eat Hansel and Gretl.” • You refer to poptarts as a cherry breakfast thing. • You cant think of a boarding knife without shuddering. • You say something utterly disturbing, and when asked where you got that from you reply, “My new friend told me.” • As you walk through the woods, you wonder out loud how anyone can find anything “in all this…… nature.” • You know for a fact that John Wakefield is “Not an army.” • Your friends get played and you tell them enviously “Dude, you are so shiny!” • You play a prank on someone and then you reply with the phrase “Totally my bad. I owe you a beer.” • You can relay the entire first Abby and Jimmy confrontation. • You have a point, you prove it by playing both sides of the conversation. “Prove it, you say.” “Gladly, I retort.” • You refer to Cal as Chloe’s “Cute little englishman.” • You spend most of your time on the internet researching mindless Harper things. • You know that for the entire week, it is going to be “Uncle Marty, for everybody!” • You say “Ole!” really loud when celebrating something. • You know most of Shane’s classic one liners and ice breakers. “So, you’re a trophy wife?” • You tell your friend when you are utterly wasted that you got his/her back, and he/she doesn’t even have to ASK! • You don’t trust guys that sip whiskey all swell style and say things like “Fruity” and “Smoky.” • You know that despite what the cbs forums say, Booth is actually NOT immortal. • You believe nail-kissing actually is a sport • You know that Gigi IS people. • You know that when Sully says “Back away from the bars!” You probably should, no matter how bada** you think you may be. • You know that if you are rehearsing a wedding rehersal and the minister disappears, GET THE HECK OUT OF THERE! • You know that Abbys alternate name is “Big city girl.” • You know that Henry Dunnit • You realized that Henry always wears that same sweater. • You know that when Shane starts dressing for the love boat to get a harpoon and put him out of his misery. • You know that captains of the boat will not go in the water because “They’re afraid to get their tighty- whities wet.” • You noticed that Jimmy had boobs seven years ago. (srsly i'm not rippin' on jimmy, i love him, but look at pics of him in that pink shirt) • You know what camping REALLY means. • When your car won’t start, remember to “jiggle it.” • You know that in order to send a distress signal to US coast guard you must repeat “Mayday, Mayday this is Harper’s Island requesting immediate assistance over.” Again and again. And, oh yeah, don’t give them a chance to reply. • You know that when you are on a deserted island and a killer is after you and all you have is a smashed up radio, that you just need a new one. • You know that a smashed radio needs batteries, tuner, transistor, maybe some wiring. • You know that the sound of a harpoon going through Richard Allen is “Sploosh.” • You know that Madison is VERY good at table tennis. • You think that some people were just born bad. • You name your fishing boat “The Sea Jay.” • You see a piñata and think of Cal. • You are snuggling on a couch with your fiancé, and a serial killer knocks on your door, your response is “YEAH?” • You spend time talking about Malcolm You always pick a sword/knife/whaleing weapons over guns becuase they are always better You never stand under attack chandeliers in a church You believe that guns are cursed- kill when dropped, miss when aimed. • You can type “Harper’s island” really fast because it is most searched on your computer. • You stay away from islands 37 miles off the coast of Seattle, Washington that are famous for mass murders. • You know that the difference between an all- American fratt boy and a Englishman is a pillow and last but not least.......... You're STILL on fansites even though the show has been over for 2 months. i know, i know, me too. :) Hey guys i got another one to add from a different fan! When you're a Washingtonian and are disappointed that Harper's Island is, in fact, a fictional town, not someplace you could visit. :( -credit to FlightofFantasy You're afraid of memo holders. -credit to freakiin_ruby |
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Oh, and here's another one: You're scared of memo-holders. :D
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