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Harry Potter beAts iPod aS the beSt eNtertainEr..
DEC.27,2009
HP topped a poll 2 become the greatest entertainer of the decade.
He's the best entertainer in the past 10 years.The JK Rowling character was pitted against TV shows,fiLms,s0nGs & internet entertainment outlets like Faceb0ok & YouTube.US Magazine Entertainment Weekly sifted through a myriad of entertaining option including books,music videos,fashion & trends t0 c0me up w/ the top 100 list.It is said ''Harry Potter'' lives in our memories more vividly than any character we've read 0r seen on screen this decade (thats true).Its precisely because JK Rowling created him not as a mighty doer of epic deeds but as a regular kid; a teenager just trying to get by in a crazy, scary world. Who can relate to that?''. Harry wh0 played by Daniel Radcliffe in the film francise, beat televisi0n series The Sopranos & YouTube to the top spot.
The top 10:
1. Harry Potter
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Compiled from the Twitter contest held by @nerdist.
JanetVarney: Yo momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses
chris8675309: Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio
sarazafar: Yo mama so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge
dino_rider: Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.
bradheintz: Yo mama so nasty, Dobby wouldn’t take her sock
Burnaway: Yo momma so skanky, even her patronus got knocked up
chompychomp: Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve
Dick_M: yo momma so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue
dtejano: Yo mama’s so masculine, she makes Dumbledore go, “DAAAYYYUMM!”
habcous: yo mamma so nasty, every pair of her panties has the Dark Mark
HakSolo: your mom is so fat if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill
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~ Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."
~ Harry's fine, he's down in the Chamber of Secrets having tea with his fanged servent...
~ "No - no - no!" someone was shouting. "No! Fred! No!"
And Percy was shaking his brother, and Ron was kneeling beside them, and Fred's eyes stared without seeing, the ghost of his last laugh still etched upon his face.
~ Ron: “Sure you’re not thinking of Gorgovitch?”
Harry: “Who?”
“Dragomir Gorgovitch, Chaser, transferred to the Chudley Cannons for a record fee two years ago. Record holder for most Quaffle drops in a season.”
“No,” said Harry. “I’m definitely not thinking of Gorgovitch.
“I try not to either,” said Ron.
~ "I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."
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