Opinion by
Irina92
posted
6 months ago
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As all the societies and countries do, the English magic community has it's own governmental center, the Ministry of Magic.
The Ministry of Magic is composed by many parts and sectors. Some of them are
•the Department of Magical Law Enforcement (Auror Office, the Improper Use of Magic Office, the Wizengamot a.o.),
•the Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes (the Accidental Magic Reversal Squad, the Obliviator Headquarters and the Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee),
•the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures (the Beast Division, the Being Division, the Spirit Division, the Goblin Liaison Office and Centaur Liaison Office)
•the Department of International Magical Cooperation (the headquarters of the International Magical Trading Standards Body, the International Magical Office of Law and the British seats of the International Confederation
of Wizards)
•the Department of Magical Transportation (the Floo Network Authority, the Broom Regulatory Control, the Portkey Office and the Apparition Test Centre)
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again.
11. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.
12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.
13. Call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live'
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Hello my name is Caitlin and I'm a Potter-holic.
Everyone has a story of how their Potter addiction started. My addiction started on 7/16/2005. It was the premier for book 6. I went to the premier for book 5 and attempted to read the book but it was too boring. So I was determined to read book 6. I never read any of the other books. I've only seen the movies. I started to read the book and I took it everywhere. I took it to summer camp and read all day. One day another girl at the camp came up to me and said," Oh my god, you're reading Half-Blood Prince! I just finished it. You know Dumbledore dies in the end?" I felt angry, sad, and shocked all in one moment. This was my first ever spoiler.
When I did finish I thought to myself, "That was the greatest book ever!" But I never read any of the others, so there was a lot I didn't understand. So I went back and read book 5. I still didn't understand everything. So I went to Barnes and Nobles and bought books 1-4. I read book four before the movie came out. I didn't read books 1-3 until this year though.
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