In this game you give people two choices, the more insane the better! and they have to choose one, and then create a new question for the next person. All quetions begin with WUR, whch stands for would you rather. Simples!
So, to start off,
WUR: Kiss Professor Snape OR Live with Lord Voldermort?
WUR spend all day with Nearly Headless Nick and listen to all of his stories or eat 3 whole packets of bertie botts every flavour beans (even the gross ones!)
Jump off of the astronomy tower naked (you never said we couldn't wear the invisibility cloak, but i guess that wouldn't be naked, but you could still do it in the dark and probably cast a spell to land on something soft. And being Fred and George's tester wouldn't be too bad because they never died or got really sick from it)
WUR: Live with Fleur forever or sleep with Malfoy?
Live with the Malfoys (but im not joining the Dark Side lol :P)
WUR: Have a dementor follow you around every day atacking you at random times or walk through the forbidden forest on your own at midnight with out a wand.
Have a dementor following me (I'll be a pro at casting the Patronus charm and I'll be expecting an attack. It would probably get bored after a while, too. Plus, I might some how be able to train him to sic Malfoy, lol)
WUR: Be around Ron and Lavender while they were so in love or have to feel awkward about liking your best friend's sibling
(sorry, still reading HBP)
stab harry OR live with the dersleys :p
WUR be family-related with Snape or Filch?
WUR spend all day with Nearly Headless Nick and listen to all of his stories or eat 3 whole packets of bertie botts every flavour beans (even the gross ones!)
WUR marry Petunia or makeout with Figg?
WUR kiss Dudley or hug Fenrir Greyback?
WUR: take part in the tri wizard tournment or live in the chamber of secrets?
WUR: Eat food off of Hagrid's beard for the rest of your life OR sleep on top of Slughorn in chair-form forever?
WUR: live in Godric's Hollow or live in Grimmauld Place?
WUR: Be chained to Malfoy for the rest of your life or marry Goyle and have 10 kids with him?
WUR: Be a house-elf or a goblin?
WUR: be hit with Ginny ledgendary Bat bogey hex every hour for the rest of your life or marry peter pettigrew and have kids with him = P
WUR: drink polyjuice potion with the "essence" of Goyle or write with Umbridge's blood quill for the rest of your life?
WUR:Be the new tester dummie for Weasley Wizard Wheezes or Jump off of the astronomy tower naked?
WUR: Live with Fleur forever or sleep with Malfoy?
WUR: get hit by a bludger or smell Dobby's socks?
WUR: chuck up slugs like ron OR have the bones in your arm re-grown ??
WUR: fall from your broomstick while playing Quidditch or take puking pastilles?
WUR: Have to go to all of Slughorn's parties as an honorary member or lose a duel with Malfoy?
WUR: Fight a basilisk or Aragog?
WUR: Help Filch clean the trophy room or help aunt Petunia clean her house?
WUR: Sleep with Dudley Dersley or Live in the cupboard under the stairs for the rest of your life?
WUR: Live with the Malfoys for the rest of your life or live with the Dursleys for the rest of your life?
WUR: Have a dementor follow you around every day atacking you at random times or walk through the forbidden forest on your own at midnight with out a wand.
WUR: Be around Ron and Lavender while they were so in love or have to feel awkward about liking your best friend's sibling
(sorry, still reading HBP)
WUR: Marry Snape or kiss Dudley?