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You are obsessed with Harry Potter when...

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Opinion by funnyshawna posted 2 months ago
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here are some things i came up with that define people who just like harry potter from people who are OBSESSED!

1.    Here are some more things that you would do if you were really obsessed with harry potter:

2.    You’ve made your own firebolt...and played quidditch on it with your friends who also have their own broomsticks.

3.    You don’t understand when your friends can't cry on demand, because all you have to do is think about dobby.

4.    When someone says "i'm serious" you say "no you're not!"

5.    When they say "yes i am" you say "nuh-huh, can you turn into a big black dog?"

6.    And you don’t care when they give you a very weird look.

7.    When the school bus comes around the corner you stick out your wand arm.

8.    You’ve made multiple pygmy puffs out of yarn…and named them

9.    You cried when your classmate ripped one of them apart.

10.    You’ve made your own S.P.E.W. Badges…and worn them to school.

11.    Someone says “creature” you think “Kreacher”

12.    You’re convinced that your dog is actually lupin, because he looks like a wolf.

13.    Whenever you hear the name “Frank” you think ”the Gardner”.

14.    13.When you hear a different description of a werewolf you say “nuh-uh, that’s wrong” then proceed to explain what the correct description is, shouting when they walk away.

15.    14.You squish every beetle you see- it just might be Rita Skeeter.

16.    15.You always bow before touching a horse.

17.    16.And then refuse to pet the horse if it doesn’t bow back.

18.    17.You were coming back from a trip the night DH came out, and even though you had already reserved a copy at the bookstore, you cried when your mom wouldn’t let you buy a second copy at the store in the Seattle airport so you could read it on the plane.

19.    18.You’ve brewed your own Felix Felicis—and then drank it before your exams.

20.    19. you cried when Hedwig died.

21.    20. you mention something that has to do with Harry Potter and your friends who haven’t read it know what you are talking about.

22.    You have feathers in your binder instead of pens.

23.    You see something that scares you and automatically scream “riddiculus!”

24.    When you were bored you made a list of all the HP characters you could think of.

25.    The list was four pages long.

26.    Front and back.

27.    When you’re writing and it gets a little dark you say “lumos”

28.    You’re surprised when the tip of your pencil doesn’t light up.

29.    You refer to your least favorite relatives as “Marge”.

30.    You see a balloon way up in the sky and you could swear you heard it screaming.

31.    Anytime you see a big shaggy black dog you are wxtremely careful for the next 24 hours.

32.    When you heard that the guy who played cedric in HP was going to be playing Edward in the Twilight movie you started to refer to him as “Cedward”.

33.    When a stranger asks for your name you automatically say “Stan Shunpike”.

34.    The cactus plant in your kitchen is actually a Mimbelus Mimbeltonia.

35.    You put a belt around your parent’s “Big Book of Mammals”, just in case.

36.    You believe that Florean Fortescue owns Hot Licks Home Made Ice Cream.

37.    You have a stuffed animal cat named Crookshanks.

38.    You don’t speak to anybody who hasn’t read HP.

39.    You call good students at your school “prefects”.

40.    You have painted a Dark Mark on your bedroom ceiling.

41.    You sleep in a four poster bed with dark red velvet curtains.

42.    You are watching the third movie, Snape says to write 2 scrolls of parchment on werewolves. You say “HA, I could so do that!” you get out a piece of paper and write “werewolves” at the top.

43.    You cried when Hagrid said “buckbeak’s been sentenced to death.”

44.    You finish writing in your diary and you say “mischief managed”.

45.    Whenever it gets cold and dark you eat chocolate and then are surprised when the sun doesn’t suddenly come out from behind the clouds.

46.    You see a shadow on the wall and you scream “dememtor, dementor!” and run screaming.

47.    You spend hours each morning trying to change the color of your hair.

48.    You’ve been the same Harry Potter character multiple years in a row for Halloween.

49.    You’ve memorized the Hogwarts school song, and often sing it to yourself.

50.    You know all of the Sorting Hat’s songs.

51.    You have a hippogriff costume hanging on the wall somewhere in your house.

52.    Your family has to say a password before they are allowed to enter your room.

53.    There is a painting of a fat lady in a pink dress on your bedroom door.

54.    You really, really wish you had a skiving snackbox in your locker.

55.    When someone says something about a fortune teller you snort and go “yeah right”.

56.    You stroke the spines of your books before you open them—just to be safe.

57.    You try to catch smoke with your bare hands.

58.    You are reading this list right now.

59.    You do any of the things on this list!




heehee tell me how many of these you have done, or will do:)
12 comments
user photo Spotty_Vision21 said:
Apparently I'm not obsessed. None whatsoever.
posted 2 months ago.
 
user photo lily_mody7 said:
I...I...I do have a problem! Oh, well, now, if you'll excuse me I need to pray infront of my Severus Snape again, GOTTA GO!
posted 2 months ago.
 
user photo lily_mody7 said:
I don't have a severus snape silly, it's a shrine, a shrine.
posted 2 months ago.
 
user photo funnyshawna said:
haha i's like to see that shrine of yours:)!
posted 2 months ago.
 
user photo skeloth said:
Ha, 39! We actually have prefects at our school. I take it it's a British thing then?
posted 2 months ago.
 
user photo funnyshawna said:
yeah i think it is, cos i was reading this book by a british author and it said something about prefects.
posted 2 months ago.
 
user photo Pip12 said:
Oh dear Lord. That... was scary. All I can say to that is..."Hah, I don't carry feathers around in my binders! They're QUILLS"

And now I proceed to cry like a girl who realizes she has a real problem.
posted 2 months ago.
 
user photo funnyshawna said:
it's ok, i have a problem too. i not only came up with these...ive also done most of them...except for some that i just came up with...when i was watching the movie...heheh
posted 2 months ago.
 
user photo shortynme said:
Wow, I'm perfectly normal! lol I love Harry Potter, but I don't get sucked into a fictional world. . . all too often. . . now that I'm older. . . lol jk
posted 2 months ago.
 
user photo sneha said:
wow...........the 1 who made this list is truly a savior...am not so obsesed i jus do 5 stuff mentioned..... anyways tat was way too cool and funny.. jkr must b soooooo proud!!!!!!!!!!!and lily mody i really must c ur severus shrine:-):-)
posted 2 months ago.
 
user photo sneha said:
great work shawna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted 2 months ago.
 
user photo cheergeek said:
I love this
posted 2 months ago.
 
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