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You know you are obsessed with helena when...

Opinion by slytherin360 posted 1 year ago
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This is for all of us who have received odd looks or strange comments for:
1. Laughing whenever you hear the word bovine
2. Singing violent songs on public buses
3. Looking for ways to quote "Fight Club"
4. Leave Harry Potter when Helena's part is over
5. Own "too many" Merchant Ivory films
6. Shop on Amazon UK
7. Dress in ways that are threatening to the social norm
8. Ask your dentist if he's ever done it in the chair
9. You can and do speak in a British accent
10. You don't use a brush
11. You overuse the quote "Beauty if always only an illusion"
12. You've seen Sweeney Todd more times than many therapists would consider emotionally healthy
13. You've paid way too much to have cigarettes imported from Britain
14. You own a Region 2 DVD player
15. You try not to smile whenever someone tells you that you have "serious emotional problems for which you should seek professional help"
16. Number 15 happens to you quite often
17. Speak of moving to London
18. You look for reasons to say, "How's Mum and Dad?"
19. You spent fifteen extra dollars on the Sweeney Todd soundtrack for the 80 page color booklet
20. You wake up from your dreams saying, "Helena!"
21. The characters in your short stories are always named Marla Ivey or Kate Le Fey or something like that
22. You one day decide to learn French
23. You go from two packs a day to three
24. You say "Fuck me with a hot poker!"
25. You write a check for $300 US for customized jeans
26. You take all your DVDs with you when you go away for the weekend.
27. You rant about how unfair Awards shows are
28. Hole up in the kitchen to teach yourself ot make meat pies
29. Price VW bugs
30. Refuse to wear two of the same socks
31. Try to calm someone down by saying, "Hush, love, hush"
32. Walk around muttering "goddamn, fucking, bullshit blockbuster, fucking idiots, fuck"
33. Tell everybody who asks your age that you'll be 23 on August the 12th even when they know better
34. Chuckle secretly to yourself when you hear "Staying Alive"
35. Snap at your roommate and her friends when they ask to use the tv while you're watching Sweet Revenge...again.
36. Say that you adore the state Indiana

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hehe ""its a helena thing" :)
posted 1 year ago.
 
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Rainbeau said:
2; check
4; half check (didn't leave the cinema, but sometims end watching the dvd at that part)
7; check
8; half check (did use other words)
12; check
15; half check (laugh out loud when people say so)
16; check
19; check
30; half check (don't really refuse, still normally wearing two different kinds)


hehe, but I didn't really know this is "a Helena thing" , do most of things as long as I remember ;)
posted 1 year ago.
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1, check
3, check
8, (in my dreams :P)
9, check (i do an accent quite well)
12, DEFF CHECK
15, haha its funny
17, oh i wish
19, HAVE IT!
20, happened like 2 days ago haha
22, know quite a bit of french
26, all the time!
27, HELENA SHOULD ALWAYS WIN!
28, hope to learn sooonn!
30, its fun :)
32, they dont have the old helena movies! fackk!
36, going there this summer hopefully :)

basically im OBSESSED!
posted 1 year ago.
 
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Lolabella said:
2. I actually got kicked off one about a month ago
4. Same as Rainbeau
8. HaHa- yeah!
9. I am British, but I'm trying to loose my cockney accent- lol
10. Sometimes
12. I can quote it!
13. Live in Britain, but I do smoke far too much!
15. I laugh in their faces!
16. Yup, yup!
17. Live there, but I'm thinking of trying to buy a house on her street.
18. Totally over-use that one!
22. ZOMG, totally the reason I learned it at school (but failed!)
23. Try four!
27. WHY DOESN'T SHE EVER WIN?
28. Set in on fire... OOPS!
34. I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE! YAY!
35. Jamie never gets to watch the TV

Oh dear...

:D
posted 1 year ago.
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siri_soul said:
wait!!! which film is this? "goddamn, fucking, bullshit blockbuster, fucking idiots, fuck" (love it hehe)
posted 1 year ago.
 
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siri_soul said:
2. check
4. sometimes
7. check
9. check
12.check
15. it's difficult not to smile
17. check
22. one day...

:D
posted 1 year ago.
 
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Lolabella said:
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siri_soul said:
wait!!! which film is this? "goddamn, fucking, bullshit blockbuster, fucking idiots, fuck" (love it hehe)

It's not from a film, it's fans complaining because blockbuster don't have her films xD
posted 1 year ago.
 
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smile
i love her and am obsesses check all cept the indiana so dont know about that one;0
posted 10 months ago.
 
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maria411 said:
lol i love her i have a london accent so i dont have to try i love my accent kind of lol my voice on the other hand is quite annoying esp when i hear it on a recorder I do acting so i had to watch myself and my voice was awful!!

i walk around swearing all the time pple think i have tourettes lol! but yeah i love her shes my favourite actress!! well one of my favourites =]
x
posted 8 months ago.
 
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most stuff i can say i do but smoking and cooking hell no i ain't 18 and i suck at cooking. but i do watch Sweeney Todd every day and even Helena would call me obsessed with it.
posted 4 months ago.
 
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37. Make 36 the reason you are proud to live in Indiana.

38. Leave a Role Playing site because Helena is already claimed as a celeb for someone else.
posted 1 month ago.
 
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