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So I wanted to make this quick-ish article about how the Fan of the Month thing works. Who knows, maybe some of you who didn't want to participate before may want to now! These things are usually done in more active spots like spots for couples or popular tv shows, but this spot is NOT really that active and that's why I wanted to do this contest thing. I want to encourage more activity! So here's just a general FAQ about FOTM! I hope you participate!
How is the FOTM determined?
A pick will be made (by me) with usernames of the people who have participated within this spot in the last month. Then users will vote for who they think has done the best job. The pick will close at a certain date, and whoever has the most votes then will be FOTM.
Can I vote for myself?
Well yeah sure! I can't tell you who to vote for. If you think you've done a good job with the spot and have participated feel free to vote for yourself and/or add your name to the pick!
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-DO NOT HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. You will be filleted within 15 minutes. Even if gorgeous blonde offers to jump your bones in a graveyard, say no: she will turn into an old man and stab you in the guts.
-DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, GO INTO THE WOODS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. At the very least, you will probably be sexually molested by a tree.
-DO NOT PICK UP HICTCHIKERS. Have you got a dead wish or something?
-NEVER TAKE UP VENTRILOQUISM AS A HOBBY. Your dummy will prove no dummy.
-When a group of you are searching a large building, do not, whatever you do, split up.
-Don't go anywhere near Maine.
-Put some clothes on! Walking around in just your underwear attracks psycho killers like jam attracks wasps.
-When buying a new property, carefully check the deeds. Is your new house built on: a) a Native American graveyard; b) one of nine gateways to hell? It's always worth asking. At the very least you could get a couple of grand knocked off the asking price.
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Not for me!!
I am proud to be a member who scares easily. This ability of mine allows me to enjoy movies and not have the impossible standards of some of todays youth. I find it difficult to tolerate the afore-mentioned standards and I have often wondered why. So in this short discussion I will give what I believe is the best explination. I invite you to refute and give your own reasoning as well and I guarantee I will give you my full attention.
The main issue I see here is desensitization of the youth today. (I would like to take this moment to say that I am in no way against today's generations, just merely something I have noticed)
I think the biggest issue is that some of Hollywood has run out of things to say and do. As such, they figure the best answer is to turn the volume up so to speak. We've become so enamured with TV and movies and the makers of our shows and films seemed to consistently try to outdo each other. They slam pictures in our face at break neck speeds and don't seem to recognize the need for story and character development. Some examples;
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