Some guy thats name I cant remember: He told me to scrape off my face, and feed it to the dogs. I dont know what went wrong, it was a good idea at the time.
And
Hannibal: I want you to know, i've taken very serious consideration into eating your wife.
Those were so funny!
Esther: I find out you're lying, I'll cut your hairless little prick off before you figure out what it's for.
Danny: *Wets his pants*
Esther: You pissed yourself.
Then she lets him go and leaves his room.
Cassidy: [while returning to the party] Where is everybody?
Claire: Probably dead.
Jessica: Yeah, and the corpses drove their cars home, idiot!
Some guy thats name I cant remember: He told me to scrape off my face, and feed it to the dogs. I dont know what went wrong, it was a good idea at the time.
And
Hannibal: I want you to know, i've taken very serious consideration into eating your wife.
Those were so funny!
Esther: I find out you're lying, I'll cut your hairless little prick off before you figure out what it's for.
Danny: *Wets his pants*
Esther: You pissed yourself.
Then she lets him go and leaves his room.
I know, has a lot of vulgar. But it cracks me up!