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So, yeah this is my first article and yeah I'm bored to death. So this is a list of how to know you're a Fanatic of House (Although if you're reading this you probably are).
100- You watch House everyday it airs, whatever episode it is. 99-You ship a ship (that sounded weird). 98-You have watched s1-s5 97-You expect more than 12 seasons. 96-If there are no 12 seasons you will start a petition. 95-^^Or die! 94-You can name all the characters. 93-^^In alphabetical order. 92-You can name episodes. 91-^^By seasons 90-^^By the best to worst moment of your ship. 89-You know actors names. 87-^^In order that they appear on the credits. 86-^^By their ages. 85-^^By their birthdays. 84-You have buyed all the seasons that are available. 83-You have buyed the CD of artists that have been mentioned or played in the show. 82-You are sarcastic. 81-You make fun of Australians by telling them they´re British. 80-You use Houseisms. 79-You are interested in medicine out of the blue. 78-You've learned at least 10 different definitions of weird illnesses. 77-^^You´ve learned how to spell them. 76-You think you can get a degree just by watching the show. 75-You think you´re a doctor. 74-You´re studying medicine just because of House. 73-You diagnose the POTW. 72-^^Even though you were wrong you say "Exactly what I thought". 71-You want to meet the cast. 70-You want to do somebody of the cast. 69-You have stalked somebody of the cast. 68-You make jokes that only a House fan will understand. 67-^^You tell them in front of your friends/parents/family/boyfriend/girlfriend. 66-^^They stare at you weirdly. More than one time. 65-You are around 14-18 and you could marry Hugh Laurie if he asked to. 64-You have written down more than 5 fanfics about House. 63-You dream about House. 62-When they leave you a homework involving taking care of an egg that supposedly is your "son" you name him Gregory. 61-^^You dress him up like House and he actually has a cane and a bottle of vicodin. 60-You have studied Vicodin and know all about it. 59-When you're bored you watch House. 58-When you're happy you watch House. 57-When you´re sad you watch House. 56-It doesn't matter how you feel you still watch House. 55-You have discussed with your biology teacher about a disease and you correct her. 54-^^You are right. 53-Whenever you see and old person with a cane you smile. 52-^^Or try to get the cane so you can use it. 51-You have bought a skirt like Cuddy's. 50-^^It doesn´t look good on you but you feel so Cuddy. 49-You´ve learned how to catch pills with your mouth when throwing them to the air. 48-You own movies where the cast members appear. 47-^^Even though they only appear one minute.(Like LE in Daddy's Day Care but I still own it.) 46-You have 10 different theories about why House is miserable. 45- ^^You have discuss them. 44-^^You have publish them. 43-You have an account in more than 5 sites that involve House. 42-You have read loads of Fanfics. 41-You know everybosy´s life in House. 40-^^And off House. 39-You have sent an invitation for your next birthday to HL. 38-^^Or you have thought of it. 37-You can say a whole episode in quotes. 36-You can't wait for Mondays. 35-You so want to see the next episode that you search for every spoiler available. 34-You respect Hookers for their important role in House. 33-You cried when you watched Wilson's Heart (even though you didn't fancy Amber). 32-You have cried over a Fanfic. 31-You have cried literally over the spoiler that someone will die. 30-You live your life in a House spot like Fanpop. 29-Yoúr name is in the banner of House MD fans spot (which mine is not=_(). 28-You consider the fans you have met part of your family. 27-You have been absent to a party 'cause House was on. 26-You have bought the Sherlock Holmes series to see if he is really alike. 25-You get excited when they say let them eat cake or just mention the word cake. 24-When you're really excited 'bout something you say I want it to be Tuesday already (Chameron). 23-You can list all the ships that exist. 22-^^Including Twiggy and Thirteen 21-You know who is Twiggy. 20-You have counted the seconds a kiss lasts (Huddy, hameron,Chameron,Foreteen.) 19-Nobody can touch the TV when it's House time. 18-^^If they do, 5 minutes later they´re on the floor crying. 17-You hate Tritter because of what he did. 16-^^Hate isn't enough you want to kill him. 15-When you´re in a hospital you ask your doctor if they like Dr.House. 14-^^Your doctor stares weirdly, later he does a really bad impression of House. 13-This number has become your favorite number. 12-You talk about House all the time. 11-You want to live in LA. 10-You're planning to move to LA to see if you can get a job in House. 9-^^Or at least to have the possibility of stalking the cast. 8-You have searched in all sites if someone of the cast has a Blog. 7-You dressed up like House in Halloween 6-You a fan of Hector. 5-^^If you ever have a dig you're gonna call him that. 4-You don't believe in God anymore since you started watching House. 3-You will ask for a motorbike when you're 21. 2-You wasted your time writing this. 1-You actually read all the options and see which ones you have made and which ones you're missing. Woah that was a long list well I hope you enjoyed it. |
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HA HA HA HA! So true!
1-You actually read all the options and see which ones you have made and which ones you're missing.
I totally did this. How sad am I?!?! LOL!
Oh! And 29-Yoúr name is in the banner of House MD fans spot (which mine is not=_().
Aw, I knew people would feel this way if we had a banner like that... Don't be sad though, lots of awesome fans aren't on it and it doesn't mean your not special!
LMFAO. I really did this! XD
72-^^Even though you were wrong you say "Exactly what I thought".
Hehehehehe. I do that all the time. It annoys my brother so much.
LOL PG.
HAHAHAAHAH ! not totally true because that will be pathetic but yeah that played a role in my choices :P
and don't worry huddysmacked, someday we'll rule the world and our names will be there :P *evil grin, high fives* hehehe
YES I DID! I am that sad!
I love this!!! My brother read with me your article and he was saying 99) yes you do...1) YES you did! CONGRATS You are officially crazy!
also, you RARELY EVER see famous people just because you live in/near LA, i've had a good number of people ask me this question, though i wish i could say differently.
p.s. 65 i legitimately tried to convince one of my friends that my obsession with hugh was worthwhile and that it wasn't creepy at all, i succeeded in convincing him that Hugh is amazing, but he still thinks it's the creepiest thing ever though that i'm completely in love with him. wow i ramble wayyy too much!!
LOL!You tricked us here :)
19-Nobody can touch the TV when it's House time. That is totally true.The fights I've started with my sisters...unbelievable XD
No 18 and 19 are especially true to me... *ahem* a certain 'incident' involving my sister
12 is definitely, definitely true for me.
And so is 1..... XDD
OMG ROFL. AND I WAS LAUGHING MY WAY THROUGH IT BECAUSE SO MANY OF THESE ARE SO ME. xDD Like yesterday we were talking to the doc about radiation my bro was gonna recieve to the pituitary and I knew what it was because I have watched Insensitive one too many times and looked up the endocrine system after finding out Cuddy was an endocrinologist XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Also OMFG I JOINED THE TWIGGY SPOT TOO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
And:
11-You want to live in LA.
10-You're planning to move to LA to see if you can get a job in House.
9-^^Or at least to have the possibility of stalking the cast.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW MY EVIL PLAN <___<
I'll post a picture of my egg "son" called gregory.
I see props in your future...:D
18-^^If they do, 5 minutes later they´re on the floor crying.
I did, i kicked my dad in the shins when he went to go & turn it over :P
The majority of them are me :P Hahaha great article :)
74-You´re studying medicine just because of House. - I will study, just because of him :D
55-You have discussed with your biology teacher about a disease and you correct her.
54-^^You are right. - Sure :D
53-Whenever you see and old person with a cane you smile. - Always :D
51-You have bought a skirt like Cuddy's. - YEAH!
He, I can write 5 which aren´t just like me :D I AM all of these :D
67-^^You tell them in front of your friends/parents/family/boyfriend/girlfrrie
Haha yes! My friends never understand and then as soon as I explain they tell me I have no life.
Except I have one friend who watches house. (yes.. just 1)
and whenever something is mentioned and it relates to house(even if its the number 13) we look at each other and laugh!
i must use at least 2 a day =]
my parents thik i have problems.
Nos 99 and 98, 94 and 93, 89, 80, 78, 77, 74, 72, 71, 55, 53, 49, 42, 38, 35, 33, 19, 17 and 16, 12, 11, 10 and 9 and 8, but not only these, there are :
65-You are around 14-18 and you could marry Hugh Laurie if he asked to: OMG so true!!!
63-You dream about House: These last two days, at last
62-When they leave you a homework involving taking care of an egg that supposedly is your "son" you name him Gregory: Not really I name it Hugh, I have the ps2 profile on him
54-^^You are right: Not yet, hope in the coming future
51-You have bought a skirt like Cuddy's.
50-^^It doesn´t look good on you but you feel so Cuddy: Not yet, only love jeans, baggy ones
48-You own movies where the cast members appear: Only watched them and when I see a new movie and recognise someone from the cast, I start shouting
43-You have an account in more than 5 sites that involve House: This is so true of me, LOL
37-You can say a whole episode in quotes: Not yet, unfortunately
36-You can't wait for Mondays: Over here it airs on Sunday, and I can't wait, believe me
34-You respect Hookers for their important role in House: Well I am religous, *laughs* but respect them
32-You have cried over a Fanfic: Alot of times
31-You have cried literally over the spoiler that someone will die: Still doing so *goes to cry, remembered again about the spoiler*
28-You consider the fans you have met part of your family: All of you people
27-You have been absent to a party 'cause House was on: Not just once, loads of times
18-^^If they do, 5 minutes later they´re on the floor crying: LOL, Not yet but will try it sometime
13-This number has become your favorite number: ABSOLUTELY LOVE the numer, LOVE the character, LOVE the actress
5-^^If you ever have a dig you're gonna call him that: Well I have a virtual pet and called him Hector but I changed his name in Huntingtons (spelled it right LOL)
3-You will ask for a motorbike when you're 21: SO TRUE!!!!!
2-You wasted your time writing this: Not me haha, it is you LOL
1-You actually read all the options and see which ones you have made and which ones you're missing: As you can see
1-Totally
Yes-6,18,19,26,29,28,30,32,33,34,35,411,4
4-I'm not sure if I believed in the first place.
No way-5,7,13,38,39,69.
I'm not that insane-8,10,11.
12-The man is delicious, how could you not??!!!
16,17-David Morse has become the sworn enemy of my fellow Housenut and I just because he played Tritter.
20-Not really. I just drooled over them (discluding Foreteen) and replayed them about a million times until they were carved into my brain.
27-I was forced to miss an episode and go to my Senior Prize Giving. I cried and didn't speak to my Mum for a week. Ended up scrawling 'Housemd' in huge letters across my bedroom wall in childish revenge. She didn't even batter an eyelid.
36-I can't wait for Tuesdays.
48-Kinda. When I see someone on a movie from the cast of House I scream and have to txt all my friends and tell them, even if they don't care.
49-I do that anyway. Still can't figure how House can twirl his cane without hitting himself in the head like I do.
62-I did an English research assessment on the 'Language of Housemd' last year.
64-I can't write.
65-Um...probably not. The man is hot, yes, by I'd rather lock him in a closet with Lisa Edelstein.
74-I wish, but I'm too stupid.
81-Occassionally, but I find it more fun to call them Skippy, wombat, or ask them if they want another shrimp on the barbie.
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