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You Know Your Obsessed With House When...

Opinion by liznchase posted 2 years ago
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1. You sit in front of the Television watching a show you hate for hours just waiting to see the advert for the next episode is on.
2. You scream every time you see the advert.
3. When you see a [H]ouse DVD at the shops you run towards it even though you have it at home.
4. You manage to turn every conversation into one about [H]ouse.
5. Every time you see the word [H]ouse you scream.
6. You go to the hospital in hope to see or meet a doctor with the same name as someone on [H]ouse.
7. You know the title of every episode in order by heart.
8. You know the diagnosis at the end of every episode.
9. You have every song that has ever been on [H]ouse on your iPod/Mp3/Mp4
10. You watch [H]ouse on the internet for hours, no matter how bad the picture and sound quality is.
11. You sit in front of the computer at 11pm making a list of how you know your obsessed.
12. Every time you write [H]ouse you put [ ] around the ‘H’ and underline the ‘ouse’.
13. You always write [H]ouse with a capital ‘H’.
14. Your wallpaper on your Phone, Computer etc. etc. is a [H]ouse one.
15. You print out information on the whole show, charactors and a list of episodes in a display folder and read it over and over again.
16. Your excuse for not doing your homework is you were watching [H]ouse.
17. You have gotten at least 15 people into [H]ouse.
18. You use House-isms in your normal speech.
19. Before you speak the people you are talking to go “This better not be about [H]ouse”
20. Every time you take a painkiller you get frightened about getting addicted.
21. You have dreams every night about [H]ouse charactors.
22. You know that [H]ouse was originally going to be called ‘Chasing Zebras, Circling The Drain’
23. You consider ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ the Anti-House and when you hear people talk about it you want to kill them.
24. You watch [H]ouse religiously.
25. You look on online shopping sites for a cane with flames at the bottom like Dr. House’s even though you can walk perfectly fine.
26. You have seen every episode at least 5 times.
27. You force your whole family to watch it.
28. You read lists about [H]ouse.
29. You watch ‘General Hospital’ just because Dr. House does.
30. Nearly everything reminds you of [H]ouse somehow.
31. You make families on ‘The Sims 2’ with the names of [H]ouse characters.
32. Your video on Bebo/MySpace is a [H]ouse one.
33. This list reminds you of yourself.
34. You want to name your children after [H]ouse characters or the actors who play them.
35. You try to influence your teachers like Dr. House does to Dr. Cuddy.
36. You ask strangers if they watch it and if they do you say they rock and Hi-5 them.
37. You have an alarm on your phone reminding you to watch it, even though your sitting in front of the TV Twenty minutes before it starts.
38. You start calling people by their last names.
39. You don’t accept any invitations to go anywhere if [H]ouse is on that night.
40. You own Season 1 & 2 DVD.
41. You can think of over Forty Reasons for why you Love [H]ouse.
42. You can think of more then this.
43. You just know you LOVE it.


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fanmania8 said:
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ; )
posted 2 years ago.
 
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Fuyu said:
Oh my gosh. I was reading through that list, smiling and nodding at everything I'd done (which turns out to be 90% of that list).

When I finished reading, I stopped smiling as I came to the harsh realization that I need a life. D:
posted 2 years ago.
 
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ive done EVERTHING on that list :)
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liznchase said:
hehe, thanks. So have i
posted 2 years ago.
 
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Fuyu said:
I've never really understood why Grey's Anatomy is the anti-House. I mean, I feel like it is for some strange reason, and I have NO idea why.... O.o
posted 2 years ago.
 
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djadri said:
omg ive done almost everything on there
but i already Know im Obsessed With House... i just love him!!!!
posted 2 years ago.
 
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PotterGal said:
Wow..great list! I'll admit i haven't done everything on the list, but i'm relatively new to House so i've got time! ;)
posted 2 years ago.
 
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Wow. That just described my life!
posted 2 years ago.
 
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liznchase said:
Lol.
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ScrouseMD said:
looks to me like you ran out of ideas at about 40 but yes i have done it all
posted 2 years ago.
 
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10, 36, and 37 are so me!!!
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Elize34 said:
Of these reasons there are 30 who really sound like me,
especially 16, 18, 19 and 35
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tubby2002 said:
there are a few that sound like me...
posted 1 year ago.
 
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angiii7 said:
haha
1,9,10,14,19,26,28,31.37,38,40,41,42,443 are like me
haha
im a house adict
=)
LOVE IT
posted 1 year ago.
 
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oldmovie said:
lol, that's sad a lot of those I was laughing at like 'Dear God I do have no life!' You've convinced me, I'm obsessed!
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Hah - I love it, I'm addicted, and another one, for me, would be:
You find yourself commenting on people's stories or lectures in class by saying "There's an episode of [H]ouse where something just like that happened!"

I know I say that all the time in religion class.
Hah
posted 1 year ago.
 
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mimika_s said:
I'm obsessed too!
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Lol, I'm obsessed.
Hehe, i love the one about the sims 2 i did that.
I've done like almost all of the list!
I need a life...my friends keep telling me that all the time...
posted 1 year ago.
 
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add you play air instruments (keyborad, guitar, etc) during the theme song
:)
i do this all the time!
posted 1 year ago.
 
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omg, my myspace layout is House, at school i manage to come up with an example from House in just about every class!!!!!

oh, and when i say, "once,on an episode of House..." people groan and i say, "its the best show in the world, its not my fault it has a n example for everything."

my best friend watches greys anatomy, she tried to get me to watch it once, but i fell asleep. Then she yelled at me, and then i told her it wasnt my fault the show was so boring.
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im goin as cuddy 4 halloween!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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this is halrious
i thought i was the only one who was this obsessed haha
ive done the majority of those things
haha i take any chance i get at mentioning house in school
my friend actually worry about me and think im a very sad person who needs a life hehe and yes my excuse for not doing homework is house.
this will sound weird but you could add this:
You research medical terms when our bored because you want to know what all the medical jargon means :)
posted 1 year ago.
 
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