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How Bobin cut off Barney's balls

Opinion by germany123 posted 8 months ago
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Now I'd like to start off by saying that I'm a Bobin fan. I don't ship- mainly oot of principle- but I do love them together and would like to see them ending up together. Only I would like to see them unite in the very last season (Season 10?).Why?

I have been doing a little re-watchathon and saw the odd episode here and there from all seasons( admittedly mainly season 1&2) and one of the things I noticed and I had almost forgotten was the incredible inappropriateness of Barney!
And not even the crazy over the top ideas or theories like the "Lemon law" or the "Hot-crazy scale". We have still seen those lately (like his fake family, his video resume)What I'm talking aboot is his incredible rudeness even towards his closest friends. Now this may sound odd since no one likes rude people who love to exploit their friends- but Barney pulled it off!

Game Night where he made Ted tell the story of the re-return (Wow, Ted, you were right- you shouldnt have told that story) , Mary the Paralegal where he pretended Mary was a hooker (if you don't laugh aboot it it just seems mean), Moving Day when he stole all of Ted's stuff,Bachelor Party where he hires a stripper even though Marshall explicitly asked him not to, How I met everyone else where he makes sure Bla-Bla finds oot everyone knows she and Ted met online etc...the one thing you ask him to do as a favour or to keep a secret: you can pretty much assume he will do the opposite.

Now of course in real life you wouldnt want to be friends with this guy (unless it was ACTUALLY NPH then who cares how mean he is)but on HIMYM we need inappropriate and mean Barney to balance oot the rest of the gang. Ted is a hopeless and failed romantic (Oh please, we all know how this movie ends. Ted falls in love. Love KICKS Ted in the sprouts. Roll credits.) Marshlily is sickeningly cheesy and Robin doesn't know where the hell she is going!

As of late all we have seen is Barney being a slightly louder and crazier version of Ted- in a suit!
He still comes up with the odd trick here and there and delivers a couple of funny lines- but what ever happened to him and his role within the gang? It's his job to mock the cheesiness! He is there to uncover the secrets! He needs to say the things you might think but wouldn't dare to say! He is SATAN! And he does a pretty good job at it, too!

I know that people evolve and that relationships between people change and I am all for it but NOW?
We are only in Season four and the whole dynamic of the group is messed up. It's like someone put the show in a blender and pressed the power button a little too long. Barney and Lily are now seemingly best friends, Robin is a slut, Ted is getting nowhere and Marshlily is there for decoration.

What happened to Ted and Marshall? What happened to cool Robin? What happened to inappropriate Barney? Where is the arch of the story?

Now I realize they wanted to make more "stand alone" episodes so the odd viewer who is not as obsessed as *cough* some of us can enjoy the show, too- but thats no reason to deliver mediocre sitcommy generic fluff. What happened to the mysteries? Where are the twists in the episodes? When was the last time you thought: "Oh I didn't expect that to happen!"?

As much as everyone wants Bobin now I'm pretty sure it would be the end of HIMYM as we know it! (Mental note: Must make "End of HIMYM as we know it" video for FGT)
Now I still love the show of course I do and as we all know any crappy HIMYM episode is still better than a crappy episode on another show but really ( and yes I realize they don't read this) could the writers just watch some old episodes and get their mojo back?! And please if you find Barney's balls please give them back to him asap!

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No I will not give Barney's balls back, they are mine. They are sitting in a jar on my wall. How rude of you to just assume you could have them!
posted 8 months ago.
 
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angry
oh goooosh polly this is so typical of you!
seriously JUST GIVE THEM BACK- i wont have you ruining the show!

you better lock your doors..im oot to get you and get back barneys balls!
posted 8 months ago.
 
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mischievous
BUT I WANT THEM! They're so... purdy?

You'll never make it here with your silly german cars, I'm not scared.
posted 8 months ago.
 
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angry
HA! silly german cars? what cars do you people have OH WAIT NONE! THE COMPANIES WERE ALL BOUGHT BY PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING!
I WILL SWIM OVER THERE IF I HAVE TO!! SCREW TUNNELS!!

dont let barney hear you called them "purdy" :P
posted 8 months ago.
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Yes, clever business, wouldn't you say?! And that wont take long at all... I'll just y'know, prepare my canons while you're at it =P

Well Willo- Lily clearly didn't think they were... =P
posted 8 months ago.
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mischievous
ha you dont know how fast i swim! im like barneys "little guys" you know...MERE CANONS CAN NOT STOP ME!!

you watch too much buffy :P
posted 8 months ago.
 
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Maaaaybe canons can't stop you because you're so FAT!! (oooooooohh!!)

There's no such thiiing as too much- yeah okay you're right
posted 8 months ago.
 
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heart
YOUR MOM IS FAT!!!

there..BEST.ARGUMENT.EVAR!
posted 8 months ago.
 
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YOUR MOM'S FACE IS FAT!!!!

Beat. That.
posted 8 months ago.
 
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sick
YOUR MOMS FAT IS SO FAT IT HAS A FACE!
er.....or something!
posted 8 months ago.
 
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How on earth do I beat that?!

At least my mom doesn't make such CRAPPY APPLE PIE!!
posted 8 months ago.
 
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cool
YOUR MOM!

there..nuff said!
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YOUR FACE
posted 8 months ago.
 
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YOUR MOMS DOGS FACE!!
posted 8 months ago.
 
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HA! LIKE MY MOM WOULD HAVE A DOG! XD
posted 8 months ago.
 
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maybe youre right...CAUSE YOUR FAT MOM EATS EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!! SHE HAD A DOG BUT SHE ATE IT!
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MAYBE YOU'RE SO FAT SHE'D WANT TO EAT YOU TOO!
posted 8 months ago.
 
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surprise
YOUR MOM ATE BARNEYS BALLS!!!
posted 8 months ago.
 
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YOUR MOM ATE HER OWN BALLS!!!!
posted 8 months ago.
 
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I think we need an intervention here. I totally agree with you, Germany. I do love Bobin, too but I think the writers lost track in terms of Barney and the others. I first realized it at the beginning of season 4 when Barney's catchphrases were suddenly gone. It seems HIMYM has lost its magic since the writer's strike. This is sad. I'd so like to see some crazy awesome adventures Ted and Barney used to take. Sure to see some change is always nice but the way the show has changed is too much...
posted 8 months ago.
 
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sick
YOUR MOMS DOG CAME BACK TO HAUNT HER AND ATE HER BALLS AND THEN YOUR MOMS FACE EXPLODED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND THEN HER APPLE PIE ATE HER AND THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN *voice trails*
posted 8 months ago.
 
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I see Jen's points... YOUR MOM WOULDN'T THOUGH!!! =P
posted 8 months ago.
 
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kiss
oh jen you commented *hugs her* i was feeling awfully lonely on the spot- polly was nice enough to join me here :P

posted 8 months ago.
 
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OH AND POLLY YOUR MOM WOULDNT AGREE CAUSE YOUR MOM IS TOO FAT TO READ! HER EYES ARE COVERED BY FAT!
posted 8 months ago.
 
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Nice enough... Yet we were having a bitch fight... I should be nice more often and see what comes of it =P
posted 8 months ago.
 
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YOUR MOM WOULDNT BE ABLE TO TYPE IT BECAUSE HER FINGERS ARE LIKE SAUSAGES!
posted 8 months ago.
 
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tongue
i think this is turning into the item on the spot with the most responses...
posted 8 months ago.
 
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YOUR MOM ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A SAUSAGE!
posted 8 months ago.
 
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I'D BETTER KEEP HER AWAY FORM YOUR MOM, SHE WOULD JUST EAT HER!
posted 8 months ago.
 
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tongue
YOUR MOM IS SO FAT SHE CANT BE EATEN! NO ONE IS THAT HUGE! SHE IS SO FAT SHE WOULD FEED AFRICA FOR 3 DECADES!



do you think we will be reported??
posted 8 months ago.
 
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YOUR MOM IS SO FAT SHE WOULD JUST EAT AFRICA!

If someone reports us.. =P
posted 8 months ago.
 
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YOUR MOM IS SO FAT SHE WOULD JUST EAT MY MOM WHO ATE AFRICA IN ONE BITE!

shame you cant double caps lock somehow...
posted 8 months ago.
 
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WELL I DOUBT IT, IT'S NOT LIKE YOUR MOM WOULD BE TASTY! HER AND HER ICKY APPLE PIE! BLEUGH!

Really really no... Imagine that anywhere other than here and combine with the idea of fangirls...
posted 8 months ago.
 
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Awesome article, Germs. As a proud NON-supporter of Robin & Barney, I would really like the evil womanizer and semi-awkward Robin back. Seperately.

Also, you children are very rude and will be reported accordingly. =P
posted 8 months ago.
 
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kiss
That's sweet of you, Germany =) *hugs her for having the courage to point oot the mess that was left after the writer's strike*

...and another bit to make this the most commented article ever =D
posted 8 months ago.
 
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I love you guys =D I know I was going to write a big long reply but it just seems to end up agreeing with you on everything so for now:
Ditto
posted 8 months ago.
 
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campluv98 said:
omd:)i agree w/you completely 100%.when they first canoned Barney and Robin it was like a a new puppy left on my doorstep w/a note on the colar saying "Enjoy".I had no idea where it came from but i loved him,he was cute and fun&energetic in the beginning but as the puppy starts to grow(& chew up my stuff and poo on the floor)i wonder if it was worth the job,if i should of waited till l8r for teh dog.i mean srsly the only place the show is going now is downhill and i HATE it b/c i luv HIMYM & Robin,wtf is w/her?!?shes my fav character and this season she's been very BLAH!((& slutty)).and now we never see any friendship stuff b/tw the guys(or girls for that matter).it really has totally jumped the ship and is lost in the ocean this season.its ridiculous.its just not as funny or the same anymore!!
posted 8 months ago.
 
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angry
I'm ashamed of ALL of you!!! HIMYM is the greatest thing in the world. Nothing to fight over and I'm more than sure that the writers have a plan for all this. The are amazing. Just Shut Up and let the writers do THEIR job. I like Bobin and I think it has helped the show. And I'm sure Barney isn't changing. He is the same guy he's always been. He's still rude, funny, hott and sleeps around with girls. He just loves Robin. Thts not a big deal. Just lay off of Barney and Robin. PLZ!!! Let it be. The complaining isn't helping. It's not like the writers take every bit of what YOU say 2 heart and listen to what you say. Come On!!!!
posted 7 months ago.
 
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Complaining always helps. True story.
posted 7 months ago.
 
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( and yes I realize they don't read this) could the writers just watch some old episodes and get their mojo back?
*points*
*coughs*

also: yes ranting helps...its not like you have to agree :P

and ..no need to be ashamed of me ..i do just fine
posted 7 months ago.
 
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marwi said:
Germany 123 said:YOUR MOM ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A SAUSAGE!

OMG!I´m laughing so hard that I think I´m having a heart attack!! ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELF???
posted 7 months ago.
 
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GA-19 said:
Hmmm, i gotta agree with you. I miss all of Barney's rude and inappropriate behaviour towards his friends and everyone else.

But unlike you, i don't want Bobin to happen, at all. I don't like it when show's try real hard to hook up a Rude and snarky manwhore.

I mean manwhores should stay single forever, at Least Friend's got it right with Joey.

and i totally agree with this! What happened to Ted and Marshall? What happened to cool Robin? What happened to inappropriate Barney? Where is the arch of the story?
posted 6 months ago.
 
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Hmmm.. this article got me a bit torn..

I was never a real fanatic Bobin shipper, but I did caught myself cheering a little at the end of 'The Leap'. A part of me really hopes they get together, because I am anxious to find out what would happen. Would their relationship work? Would Barney cheat on her? Would she forgive him? All those things can make pretty interesting episodes.

But now that I have read your article, I'm not so sure anymore. Maybe their relationship will turn HIMYM into a soap opera. And just like you, I miss the old Barney too! If I want to see a dreamy, romantic guy, there's always Ted. But if I want to see a sarcastic, obnoxious and awesome ladies man, I turn to Barney! So, on that, you are right: bring back Barney's balls!

Thanks for this article, it has changed my point of view..
posted 3 months ago.
 
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thanks for your comment i always enjoy a little discussion on this spot cause well..its kinda dead actually =P

i completely agree- and i just want to say this again- that Bobin make a great couple! all the things you point oot are true and i would like to see all of those things happen JUST NOT YET!
i sorta feel they wrote themselves against a wall with that hook up.
id be cheering and woooooing (yeah imma woo girl when it comes to himym)if we were in S10 (the last season mark my words!!!!) but as of now PURlease.. lets focus on the great chemistry the gang has together!
posted 3 months ago.
 
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You're welcome. I like a little discussion myself too.

I have to say, your idea of letting Robin and Barney hook up in season 10 kinda appeals to me. It could be the happy ending for all of them: Ted finding the mother of his children, Lily and Marshall having a baby and Robin and Barney finally hooking up.

Though, I don't think they wrote themselves against a wall by letting them hook up now already. This storyline could function as the set up for the final hookup at the end of HIMYM. Maybe now they have a short relationship, split up (either because Barney cheats, or they are simply not ready to settle down yet, it could be anything) and finally become friends again. Around the middle of season 10 one of them starts to have feelings for the other one again, and eventually they will live happily ever after as a couple.

Maybe this will be good for both characters. It's been quite a while since Robin had a relationship, so I think it will do her good. Barney had never had a relationship (apart from his hippy-teen years of course), but maybe having one will bring back the old Barney even better. He could feel like he has to make up for the time were he was 'a Ted' and be even more sarcastic, obnoxious and awesome, and sleep with even more women, using even more awesome way's to trick them. He could come back with bigger balls then he had before! (Let's hope so..)
posted 3 months ago.
 
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lol i love how we are talking aboot balls like its a totally regular phrase!

i have an issue with the hook up now because of ted. i just didnt like them having sex. it would have been fine to give them this "moment" maybe even a kiss. but this way this further emphasizes slutty robin and really there were like let me research 6! i repeat 6! episodes between the " tedobin rebound sex" in slapsgiving and robin jumping in bed with barney in sandcastles.
yes tedobin is over..im not suggesting they should get back together but jeeeez 6 episodes and you cant contain yourself? banging the best friend of all people?

from the writers standpoint and for the dynamic a moment would have been enough!
..it would have made the shippers happy and not pissed me off :P

also i didnt see any additional worth in the barney/ted fight. it had to happen after the robin thing OK but they could have thought of something else if they just wanted to show "friends fight but forgive". easily they could have fought over some other girl in this way and ted could have said: im over the barney in my life.



posted 3 months ago.
 
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