What is your favour himym quote? I love the one obin and Lily are sitting outside the club, on the pavement and Robin says;
Robin: I'm not Julia Roberts. I'm not a VIP. I'm not even an IP. I'm just a lonely little P sitting here in the gutter.
Lily: You know something, I'd take a P in the gutter over Julia Roberts any day.
"Ted, I'm gonna teach you how to live" and the whole conversation that follows. Also "Watch your step when you get up kids because I am about to drop some knowledge!" oh barney
God i love the first episode, when lily nd marshall are in the taxi
Taxi driver: Woah woah woah. Did you hit her?
Lily: [laughs] Hit me? Please! This guy can barely spank me in bed for fun. He's all like "Oh, honey, did that hurt?" and I'm all like, "C'mon, let me have it, ya pansy!" [aside, softer] Wow. Complete Stranger.
and so many barney ones, i cant write em all down :P heres a few though :
- Barney: You dumped a porn star? Friendship over.
Ted: Barney...
Barney: FRIENDSHIP OVER!
- Barney: (Entering the door) " And his hair was perfect"
- Barney: I should feel tremors of psychitude rock my body like a seizure. That was like a declawed, pregnant cat on a porch swing idly swatting at a fly on a lazy Sunday afternoon
- Barney: When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be AWESOME instead. True story.
- Barney: You spooned me against my will.
- Barney: In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.
- Barney: Think of me like Yoda but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro - I'm Broda!
- Barney: That was the night I was born. I rose like a phoenix from her mentholated bosom and strode into the world, Armani-clad and fully awesome.
- Barney: A hug is just like a public dry hump.
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Barney: Relapse-Five! That's when we high-five, then it's awkward for a little bit, and then we high-five again!
Taxi driver: Woah woah woah. Did you hit her?
Lily: [laughs] Hit me? Please! This guy can barely spank me in bed for fun. He's all like "Oh, honey, did that hurt?" and I'm all like, "C'mon, let me have it, ya pansy!" [aside, softer] Wow. Complete Stranger.
and so many barney ones, i cant write em all down :P heres a few though :
- Barney: You dumped a porn star? Friendship over.
Ted: Barney...
Barney: FRIENDSHIP OVER!
- Barney: (Entering the door) " And his hair was perfect"
- Barney: I should feel tremors of psychitude rock my body like a seizure. That was like a declawed, pregnant cat on a porch swing idly swatting at a fly on a lazy Sunday afternoon
- Barney: When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be AWESOME instead. True story.
- Barney: You spooned me against my will.
- Barney: In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.
- Barney: Think of me like Yoda but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro - I'm Broda!
- Barney: That was the night I was born. I rose like a phoenix from her mentholated bosom and strode into the world, Armani-clad and fully awesome.
- Barney: A hug is just like a public dry hump.
:D
just do me a favor if you ever do meet someone special, don't runaway from it, don't be me. just take a shot at it will you?
-Barney Stinson's Mom
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