You know you are obsessed with HIMYM when.....

You say all of Barneys catchphrases ............ and your not joking around

...you have custom-made motivational posters hanging on your wall

you ask random people for all kinds of high fives..like the hypothetical five or the phone five..and dont understand why they give you a puzzled look

You ask your friends to play Zitch Dog with you when you are in a car journey.

When you sing everything you do

You decided to leave something for your future self to deal with =D

i can tell ya: you read a spoiler and you dont like with the storyline..you are actually really pissed off and in a bad mood.
true story..this brotp is killing me right now!

I actually take the time to type a soapbox and you'd never done it before but you felt like this programme deserved one from a straight up fan of the show.

You get such positive feedback off it, you then forward it to CBS and cross every bones in your body they don't axe the programme after reading it.

AND THEN you actually add legendary and awesome to your vocabulary and start to consider calling your 1st born son Barney!

I'm with Germany. When I read about them breaking up Lucas and Peyton in One Tree Hill I was mad but really I should have just waited until I saw it to judge it =) So that's what I'm trying to do with Brotp.

Anyway, You know you are obsessed with HIMYM when...
-In the event of a bad haircut, you think of Native American Headdress before you think of Hat.
-You are dying to know what happened with the pineapple.
-you have used the phrase "what up" or "true story" or "say what?" more than once.

lol muse fan your firstborn will be proud to carry such an awesome name
and yeah sualey..i hope you are right- i am trying to calm myself down at the moment. thing is..as it always is with these things of course..I speak from personal experience..hence the high moral standars ;)

...you talk in a high pitched voice
...you sometimes space out and don't pay attention to what someone's saying
...you do magic at bars
...you always have a form letter with you

can i just say again that we are now rockin the forums bro style!?
glad to see some new faces er.. icons

well thats it..you start rockin stuff..brostyle!

...you hate going to malls

You actually use the verb Ted-out and Ted-up
You believe that Carl is in fact a vampire (or any other bartender)

...you let your future-selves make big decisions

-You have sat and explained one of Barney's rules (Lemon Law, Platinum Rule) to your friends and or actually used the rule (Like Germany does with the Lemon law :D )
-You understand how a pumpkin can be slutty.

-You believe in the cockamouse.
-You believe in Nessie.
-You think people are crazy/have a terrible sense of humour for not watching/loving the show.

...you Ted-out/Ted-up about things

-You sit on Himym spot when you are supposed to be working/studying.

you frantically search the net for things that happened on the show- because you cant believe how you could forget ANYTHING that happened!

...you spend your money on HIMYM merchandise or in fact buy an original signed script

you did!? you have a script?
OH NOOOO your questions are gonna be EVIL!

Yes, I do have a script. I won't ask any evil questions. They seem to be evil enough already... I only ask questions one can answer with a little cheating, don't worry ; )

...you count the hours til the next episode airs

You rewatch old episodes and know which line is coming next.
Barney: He's the awesomest, most best lookingest, greatest guy ever!
Lily: He's exactly like Barney.
Barney: That's what I just said.
=D