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Bro's cannot make eye contact in a devil's threeway.
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Ift two bros acquire the same target, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs.
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A Bro shall at all times say yes.
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A Bro will, in a timely manner, alert his Bro to the existence of a girl fight.
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Should a Bro play a guitar at a party, another Bro shall tell him he is a tool.
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The mum of a Bro is always off limits.
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No sex with your Bro's ex.
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A Bro shall never reveal the result of a sporting event to another bro.
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Should a Bro be near to closing with a girl, his Bro shalldoanythingtomakeithapen
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A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with protection.
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A Bro shall honour thy father and mother.
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If a Bro be on a hot streak,another Bro will do everythintoensure its longevity.
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A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro/Chick ratio of a party or venue.
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If a Bro becomes aware of another Bro's GF birthday, he
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One Bro makes a solo attack but a fourth Bro is one too much.
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A Bro must provide his Bro with ticket to event, if said event involves his team.
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A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drink(s) among Bros.
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The ones that I had to squeeze to fit in can be found in full Here.
Edit : I am truly awful at spelling.
Imagine your friend as your step dad.
Oh and I love this way specially when Barney says it 'Two dudes *hand gesture*'
inespinto, yeah, there was one article about that...I remember Ted was forced to say yes to some really unappealing things in order to make Barney look good. Totally hilarious.
well thats my choice.. anyone surprised?
That's the exact quote and it is awesome =D
The other ones that are in the episode are article 29 "a bro will at a timing manner alert his bro the existent of a girl fight" and article 53 "a bro will whenever possible provide his bro protection"
Seriously!
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