iCarly

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Carly,Sam,Freddie are sitting on the coach
Sam:I just thought of something for ICarly
Freddie,Carly:What?!
Sam:Put Freddie in a rug roll it up like a burrito and put him a oven a make a Fredrito
Freddie:That's not funny!
Carly:yeah Freddie is right! its really mean!
Sam:so
Freddie:I'm going to the icarly Studio to clean my camera lens
Sam:No one cares
Carly:Don't be mean to Freddie
Sam:I don't care he's a nub
Freddie:Icarly Starts in 1 minute

Excerpt:
It's no secret that Jane Lynch makes any television show significantly better. Can you even begin to imagine "Glee" without the terrorizing and hilarious Sue Sylvester? Now, the actress, who most recently cracked us up on the finale of the now dearly departed "Party Down" (sigh!), will put her magic touch on "iCarly" as none other than Sam's (played by Jennette McCurdy) mystery mom!

Entertainment Weekly reported yesterday that Jane will appear in an episode that is set to air during the show's upcoming third season.

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One day carly sam and freddie were on there way to the grovy smothie when carly sam and freddie were crossing the street carly wasent looking and a truck came its way towards her. Freddie saw the truck so he pushed carly out of the way and freddie got hit and runn over by the truck. Freddie was unconstious on the floor.carly and sam both called 911.When the ambulence came they put freddie in the girney. Freddie was taken to the emergency room with carly and sam. Later that day spencer and misses benson came. Freddie was still unconstious. The doctor said freddie was alive but he was having...