why does icarly rock?

iCarly rocks because it`s awesome...Hey guys how was at school?i got nailed on geometry test.Ihad fishsticks for lunch.Sam broke into my locker while i was on GYM Class and cut the sleves off my shirt and legs of my pants!Why does fishsticks always make you rare-buncess?I think it`s the TarTar sauce.Your head`s full of tartar sauce!You just watch it...STOP can we please remember we`re all friends here?This thing is not my friend.She is too. Wrong!And you are coming to my house and explain this to my mom!Will that make you happy?Kinda!fine.Can`t believe you just break into my locker and violate my clothing.My mom works really hard to make sur that i have nice things to wear,and she is not gonna be happy...SAM!!!NO!!!His mom was totally cool about it.

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how did you get all that down soooooo cooool i could never get all that.