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welcome to Skool
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"welcome,"yelled the red tallest,"to operation take over!" it was a year before impending doom 2. this was a secret operation on a different planet than the assembly for impending doom. i was pretty small, but i knew i had to be an invader whether wanted or not! luckily, i was a chosen invader by the tallest. they assigned me too a planet called "earth." it took 6 months too get there, but i made it! unfortunately, i didn't know that in 6 months impending doom would start. when it did, i finally started Skool.i saw a young boy with a green head, no ears, and no nose."another irken?" i thought. "maybe the tallest think I'm dead."my head continued. "class," said a scary old lady,"this is your knew student, Cynder." "hello." i said shyly as i waved to the class."Cynder, you sit next to Dib and be quiet all year."the teacher ordered."yes ma'am." i said, sitting down.i was worried because my disguise was almost just like the other irken. "not another alien!"complained the big headed kid next to me. he must have been Dib. "alien? I'm about as alien as that kid over there!" i said calmly, pointing at the irken."you have the same skin condition?"said the irken, acting surprised."skin...
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Invader Larb
Invader Larb is a very lucky Irken. He was originally assigned to Blorch, home of the Slaughtering Rat People. When he came before the Tallest, though, they recognized him for his increased height and re-assigned him to planet Vort, home of the universe's most comfortable couch.
Sometime during the course of the series Larb successfully conquered Vort, as we see in Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars.
Invader Skoodge
Invader Skoodge is short, fat and ugly. These traits do little to endear him to his leaders, The Almighty Tallest, and in fact they try to get rid of him several times (first by sending him to Blorch, home of the Slaughtering Rat People, then firing him out of a cannon on the Massive and finally assigning him to Hobo13 for advanced training). Skoodge comes through all his trials with aplomb, though, and actually managed to conquer the Slaughtering Rat People which led to Blorch becoming an Irken parking structure planet.
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Here is a collection of Invader Zim quotes especially for you, you pitiful humans!
Gir: Tell me a story about giant pigs!
Zim: Come, GIR. Let us rain some doom down upon the heads of our doomed enemies.
Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now.
[singing]
Gir: Doom doom doom...
Dib: My head's not big! Why does everyone say that?
[a mystic escape portal is in Dib's own forehead]
Zim: There! That should be wide enough.
Dib: What about me? How do I get back?
Zim: Good question! BUT I DON'T CARE!
Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.
Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breath sometime.
Dib: No, I - Wait... What do eyes have to do with breathing?
Zim: What are you watching?
Gir: Angry monkey.
Zim: That's one horrible monkey!
Gir: Mmhmm.
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