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Here is a collection of Invader Zim quotes especially for you, you pitiful humans!
Gir: Tell me a story about giant pigs!
Zim: Come, GIR. Let us rain some doom down upon the heads of our doomed enemies.
Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now.
[singing]
Gir: Doom doom doom...
Dib: My head's not big! Why does everyone say that?
[a mystic escape portal is in Dib's own forehead]
Zim: There! That should be wide enough.
Dib: What about me? How do I get back?
Zim: Good question! BUT I DON'T CARE!
Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.
Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breath sometime.
Dib: No, I - Wait... What do eyes have to do with breathing?
Zim: What are you watching?
Gir: Angry monkey.
Zim: That's one horrible monkey!
Gir: Mmhmm.
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Fan fiction by
Solo28
posted
28 days ago
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Zim: GIR! Get in here!
GIR: Yes master!
(gir comes into the room)
Zim: What did you do to the laundry machine?
GIR: The spinny thing?
Zim: What did you do to it?
GIR: I thought it was a ride
Zim: You RODE the laundry machine?
GIR: It was a spinny water ride! I even got free candy!
Zim: That was soap, gir. And WHY did you stuff a chair in it?
GIR: so i could sit down.
Zim: ughhhh! You leave me no choice, GIR, we'll have to go to the.....laundromat.
Zim and GIR arrive at the laundromat. everyone is doing the laundry and stuff.
Zim: Well, gir, it's time to do this laundry thing of cleaning...(everyone stares at him)
I'M NORMAL!!!
gir goes around buying soap from the vending machines and eats it. meanwhile, dib notices zim.
Dib: Zim! He must be here to plot his doom of the world! He's probably hiding something right now! I have to stop him
Gaz: Why are you talking to yourself?
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Fan fiction by
Solo28
posted
28 days ago
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Zim and Gir walked through the aisles.
“Gir, where is the freezer aisle? The taquitos should be there.” Zim asked.
Gir gave Zim a blank look. “I dunno. Maybe we should look at the signs over the aisles.”
Zim looked up, wondering if what Gir had said was true. “Oh. Aisle 3. Freezer aisle. Frozen Krazy Taco Oven Bake Taquitos. Hmmm. Well, lets go.”
Dib gasped. Quite loudly, and, unfortunatly, Zim over heard.
“You!” Zim snarled.
“I won't let you get away with it! What ever it is...” Dib called back.
Zim yelled, “I already told you, I don't have any stinking plans! Not that I was going to use today, though now you make it seem like a good day to DESTROY ALL HUMAN KIND!” He laughed evilly.
“NOOOOOOOOOO!” Dib shouted. “I'll stop you, just wait and see, Zim! You won't get those taquitos!”
“Oh, yes I will. Just wait and see!” and Zim took off in the maze of aisles.
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