*Frank: When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast... Not in the sexual way... (from "the gang gets held hostage")
*Rickety Cricket: (unzipping his fly and smiling) Get ready for a mouth-full of strawberry blond hair... covered balls... (from "Mac & Dennis: Manhunters")
*Dee: For going to be meeting sofisticated men, we need to start acting with class (to artemis) we cannot be telling people that we have bleached assholes!
Artemis: He was gonna find out anyway...
Dee: Oh my god, (to the waitress) and you shouldn't be drinking in a shoe store!
The waitress (drunk): You shouldn't be drinking in a shoe store!... (from "who pooped the bed?")
*Frank: Your mother is dead as disco... Who wants champagne!!? (from "Dennis & Dee's mom is dead")
Charlie's script read by Dennis:
"Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power, good. Thank you... thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. - What?! - Taxes, they'll be lower, son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia, so do."
(The Gang Runs For Office)
"I'm gonna stab him, I'm gonna stab his face off!"
waitress (Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom) AND
"I don't want you to piss on the couch again"
"oh, well, we wouldn't want that now would we"
"NO, we wouldn't dude!"
..."I can...control...myself"
(Mac's Banging the waitress)
Dennis: Whoa, what's with the spray paint, man?
Charlie: Uhhhh, what's with your OUTFIT, man?
Dennis: Alright, let's put the curtains back up.
Charlie: No, I mean, what's going on up here?
Dennis: I never know, man.
Mac (while laughing hysterically with dennis): Y-y- you're a woman!
& Dee: GET ON YOUR KNEES, BITCHESSS!
from the gang get's held hostage.
It isn't JUST a quote, but one of my favorite scene's is when Charlie finds the 'ali-baba' sword at the dump and flies down the trash heap and says to frank "aw man you could chop the hump right off a camel and drink all of it's milk off the tip of this thing!"
(In a retirement home)
-Mac: These places are like prison...
-Frank: Like people getting their ass raped?
-Charlie: What? Oh my God, no one's getting ass raped, Frank! Come on, man!
-Mac: No, it's just that people don't wanna be here, because they feel like...
-Frank: Because they're getting their ass raped!
&
(remeber when frank was Dennis' pimp and he kept on slapping him)
Dennis: You know what, I'm walking from this. [Frank slaps him] Ow. What the hell, dude?!
Frank: I'm knocking some sense into you, Dennis. This is all you got.
[He slaps Dennis again]
Dennis: Ah! Dude, why do you keep hitting me?
Frank: Don't talk back to me.
Dennis: OK, sorry.
Frank: Look, I'm going to get you out of this. It's you and me against the world. I'm not going to let anything bad happen to you.
Dennis: You promise?
Frank: I promise. And hey, I don't want to hit you, baby. So please don't make me, OK? You're my one and only. You've go to do right by me, OK?
Dennis: OK.
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*Rickety Cricket: (unzipping his fly and smiling) Get ready for a mouth-full of strawberry blond hair... covered balls... (from "Mac & Dennis: Manhunters")
*Dee: For going to be meeting sofisticated men, we need to start acting with class (to artemis) we cannot be telling people that we have bleached assholes!
Artemis: He was gonna find out anyway...
Dee: Oh my god, (to the waitress) and you shouldn't be drinking in a shoe store!
The waitress (drunk): You shouldn't be drinking in a shoe store!... (from "who pooped the bed?")
*Frank: Your mother is dead as disco... Who wants champagne!!? (from "Dennis & Dee's mom is dead")
Frank (to Dee): You've gotta stop thinking of me as your dad and start thinking of me as your fiancé, Shemes!!
Dee: Gross, could you be please trying to think of the less creepy angle?! (from "Dennis & Dee's mom is dead")
"Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power, good. Thank you... thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. - What?! - Taxes, they'll be lower, son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia, so do."
(The Gang Runs For Office)
waitress (Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom) AND
"I don't want you to piss on the couch again"
"oh, well, we wouldn't want that now would we"
"NO, we wouldn't dude!"
..."I can...control...myself"
(Mac's Banging the waitress)
Frank: "Hey guys check out this gown....., It really lets your ass breathe"
Mac: "I'm going stag bro!"
Mac
"He doesn't have a head!!!" Dee
lol I just love that one
Dennis: Whoa, what's with the spray paint, man?
Charlie: Uhhhh, what's with your OUTFIT, man?
Dennis: Alright, let's put the curtains back up.
Charlie: No, I mean, what's going on up here?
Dennis: I never know, man.
Mac (while laughing hysterically with dennis): Y-y- you're a woman!
& Dee: GET ON YOUR KNEES, BITCHESSS!
from the gang get's held hostage.
It isn't JUST a quote, but one of my favorite scene's is when Charlie finds the 'ali-baba' sword at the dump and flies down the trash heap and says to frank "aw man you could chop the hump right off a camel and drink all of it's milk off the tip of this thing!"
Charlie: So help me god i'll burn this place to kingdom kong
Mac: Whoa whoa charlie calm down!
charlie is my hero!!!!
-Mac: These places are like prison...
-Frank: Like people getting their ass raped?
-Charlie: What? Oh my God, no one's getting ass raped, Frank! Come on, man!
-Mac: No, it's just that people don't wanna be here, because they feel like...
-Frank: Because they're getting their ass raped!
&
(remeber when frank was Dennis' pimp and he kept on slapping him)
Dennis: You know what, I'm walking from this. [Frank slaps him] Ow. What the hell, dude?!
Frank: I'm knocking some sense into you, Dennis. This is all you got.
[He slaps Dennis again]
Dennis: Ah! Dude, why do you keep hitting me?
Frank: Don't talk back to me.
Dennis: OK, sorry.
Frank: Look, I'm going to get you out of this. It's you and me against the world. I'm not going to let anything bad happen to you.
Dennis: You promise?
Frank: I promise. And hey, I don't want to hit you, baby. So please don't make me, OK? You're my one and only. You've go to do right by me, OK?
Dennis: OK.