Favorite IASIP quote?

this one from "Mac the Serial Killer". definately.

Dee: Mac, where'd you get those scrathes?
Mac: What? Scartches? Huh? I don't...where? I-...what.. you guys are...I-


:P :P :P MAC RULZ!!!!!!

"A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus." - Frank Reynolds

Frank is the best

charlie: "oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiit!"

xD

Dee: I will eat your babies, bitch! (From One Hundred Dollar Baby) :D

Bums: making a mess all over the city
Charlie as Serpico;
"ok mr. mayor feast your ears on that Spin Doctor's mix...hahahahaha hua"

"I will smash your face into a...into a JELLY!" -Charlie

I don't know the exact quote, but the Pirate door conversation with Dennis and Charlie is HILARIOUS.

"This music sounds like whales raping each other" -Mac

charlie-
they took you nightman and you dont belong to them they locked me in a world of darknes without your sexy hands and i miss you nightman so baad

you look like a dick in that tiny jacket...

Charlie: That was a smart buy (when talking about the trench coat Frank has)

lmao! I loved that one! xD

"Hello fellow American. This you should vote for me. I lead power! Good. Thank you...thank you."

I love when Charlie mouths along to the "Thank you...thaaaank you" part. :o)

"that's politics bitch!"

Mac: I look like Lorenzo Lamas and women find it irresistible
Dee: Well that is just not true.

Charlie: Day Man / Fighter of the Night Man / Champion of the sun / You're a master of karate / and friendship for everyone.

oh and


Charlie: Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into Jobland where jobs grow on little jobbies.

JOBBIES!!!! XD

Thanks for reminding me of that one.

Why can't you just die and leave your money to your kids like normal parents of America? - Dee
I love the way she says this! Like, the tone of her voice is perfect!

I had sex with your father, because just like you I like my sex old and ugly, and with fake hair on their heads that falls off when you're having sex with them! - The Waitress
Or something like that... I don't remember everything the waitress says but that whole part is just so funny!

I agree with the Dee quote. She has the PERFECT delivery.

In the DVD commentary for the ep "Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom" (or whatever the title is), the guys talk about how Kaitlin (Dee) will take lines that aren't supposed to be funny (filler lines) and make them totally hilarious with her delivery.

God, I just LOVE this show so much. :o)

I need to watch the commentaries! I totally forgot about them!

I love it too! It's definitely my favorite show!

Episode: The Gang Gives Back

Dennis: What the hell is that?
Kid: I don't know.
Dennis: That's diet.
Kid: Oh.
Dennis: Does it look like I need to be on a diet?
Kid: I don't know.
Dennis: Terrible...take a lap.

Mac: But it sounds like a song where a man breaks inside your house and rapes you.

Charlie:
What, dude?! Where are you getting that from?
(continues the song)
It’s just two men sharing the night,
It might seem wrong but it's just right,
It’s just two men sharing each other,
It’s just two men like loving brothers.
One on top and one on bottom,
One inside and one is out,
One is screaming he’s so happy,
The other screaming a passionate shout.

It’s the Nightman
The feeling so wrong and right, man
The feeling so wrong and right, man
I can't fight you
Man, when you come inside me and pin me down with your strong hands and I become the Niiiiight…the passionate passionate Nightman.

from the gang solves the gas crisis.
Charlie: "Wild card bitches'!"


from Sweet Dee is dating a retard.
Dennis: "What is this? A page from a coloring book?"

Mac: "It's a song Charlie wrote, just skip all the parts about rape."