*Bum Bum Bum*
Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed
A shark ate my best friend 'bout an hour ago
And it tried to eat my head
Woaaah wherever I may roam
Be it land or sea or foam
I'll always carry a scuba tank and a gun
And I'll blow that shark to Kingdom Come!
Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed
Got a shark attack report 'bout an hour ago
And the victim is obviously dead
Now I told the mayor the shark's on the roam
But he just said 'Lemme alone!'
The mayor thinks I'm just poking fun
But he'll see when the thing eats his son!
*Bum Bum Bum*
Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed
I hired a scientist 'bout an hour ago
He wants to be sure what we caught is the real shark and I said go ahead.
When we checked the stench made me moan
And the scientist had a groan.
This shark here aint our one
So this dead body here we shun.
*Bum Bum Bum*
Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed
Got on this ship bout an hour ago
And the water is chum red.
The boat I'm on is owned
By Quint, who's half bald head really shone.
Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed
A shark ate my best friend about an hour ago
And it tried to eat my head.
Wherever I may roam
Be it land or sea or foam
I'll always carry a scuba tank and a gun
And I'll blow that shark to Kingdom Come!
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