Jimmy Carr

Submitted by oblix 2 months ago

Submitted by oblix 2 months ago

some of his quotes

Submitted by oblix 2 months ago

his comedy central page

Submitted by oblix 2 months ago

for his dvd Jimmy car live imbd

Submitted by oblix 2 months ago

Excerpt:
some of his whitty and most famous jokes all her in this soapbox

A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No. I think you're fattest."

Boxers don't have sex before a fight, do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.

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