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Boxers don't have sex before a fight.
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A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No. I think you're fattest."
Boxers don't have sex before a fight, do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.
I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"
I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.
When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.
Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes.
My favourite road sign is 'Falling Rocks'. What exactly am I supposed to do with that information? They may as well have a sign saying "Random accidents ahead", "Life's a lottery, Be lucky."
A dog is for life not just for Christmas, so be careful at the next office Christmas party.
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