This was one of my favorites when Juno said: "You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events."
Snoznoodle, not to be too specific or anything but she said that Paulie's shorts were extra gold, not yellow. I loved that part too. I also liked: "I doubt she gave you the stink-eye. That's just the way her face looks... That's just her face," I loved how Michael said it. He's such a good actor.
And Rollo did sound very much like Dwight when he said that. I laughed so hard because it made me think of Dwight.
I saw it again yesterday so I have some new favourites!
Juno MacGuff: He said her house smells like soup.
Leah: Oh my god it does! I went there 4 years ago. Its like Lipton landing!
Juno MacGuff: You should try Adderall.
Su-Chin: No thanks. I'm off pills.
Juno MacGuff: Wise move. I know this girl who had a huge crazy freakout because she took too many behavioral meds at once. She took off all her clothes and jumped into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and she was like, "Blaaaaah! I'm a kraken from the sea!"
Su-Chin: That was you.
Juno MacGuff: Well, it was nice seeing you, Su-Chin.
"Next time I see that Bleeker kid I'm going to punch him in the wiener."
"It was crazy actually, my step-mom verbally abused the ultrasound tech and we got escorted off the premises." [I actually went with my friend and her mom for an ultrasound the other day - sadly enough, the ultrasound tech was not verbally abused. =P]
Mine is when her Mac MacGuff says "Look, in my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what-have-you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with"
Oh, a nice serious one, Luciie-Goosiie. I liked when Juno said,
"I couldn't do it, Leah. It smelled like a dentist's office in there. And there were these magazines, with waterstains on them. And then the receptionist was trying to give me these condoms that looked like grape suckers and talking about her friggin' boyfriend's pie-balls!"
Paulie: Like I'd marry you, you'd be the meanest wife ever ok? And I know that you weren't bored that day. Because there was a lot of stuff on tv and The Blair Witch Project was coming on Stars and you were like, "I haven't seen this since it came out and so we should watch it," but oh no we should just make out instead la la la...
It was just so cute! I just saw Juno last night, and I'm in love with this film now :D
Mac MacGuff: Look, in my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what-have-you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.
And the lovely
Paulie: Like I'd marry you, you'd be the meanest wife ever ok? And I know that you weren't bored that day. Because there was a lot of stuff on tv and The Blair Witch Project was coming on Stars and you were like, "I haven't seen this since it came out and so we should watch it," but oh no we should just make out instead la la la...
so many to choose from but i think this is my fav one, i don't remember the exact words but i think it went like this.
juno: no i want someone who's a graphic designer with a cool asian girlfriend who dresses really fashionable and totally rocks out on the bass guitar. but i don't want to get too specific.
i laughed so hard at this because the image is so true.
I finally got to see this movie, it took forever cause I'm overseas military!! I love what the step mom says about doctors being sadists who like to watch lesser people suffer....or something like that.
totally loved: "cant we just like kick this old school, like i put the baby in a basket and send it your way, like moses and the reeds...." or something like that. couldnt stop laughing :)
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AWESOME. :)
Bleaker: My mom uses colour safe bleach.
Juno: Go Carole.
Bleaker: ...I'll tell her.
I loved Michael Cera he's such a great actor!
Rollo: You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it. Don't think it's your's just because you marked it with your urine!
That sounds like a very Dwight-ish thing to say actually.
And Rollo did sound very much like Dwight when he said that. I laughed so hard because it made me think of Dwight.
Juno MacGuff: He said her house smells like soup.
Leah: Oh my god it does! I went there 4 years ago. Its like Lipton landing!
Juno MacGuff: You should try Adderall.
Su-Chin: No thanks. I'm off pills.
Juno MacGuff: Wise move. I know this girl who had a huge crazy freakout because she took too many behavioral meds at once. She took off all her clothes and jumped into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and she was like, "Blaaaaah! I'm a kraken from the sea!"
Su-Chin: That was you.
Juno MacGuff: Well, it was nice seeing you, Su-Chin.
"It was crazy actually, my step-mom verbally abused the ultrasound tech and we got escorted off the premises." [I actually went with my friend and her mom for an ultrasound the other day - sadly enough, the ultrasound tech was not verbally abused. =P]
"I couldn't do it, Leah. It smelled like a dentist's office in there. And there were these magazines, with waterstains on them. And then the receptionist was trying to give me these condoms that looked like grape suckers and talking about her friggin' boyfriend's pie-balls!"
this quote also makes me laugh.
(= im pretty obsessed with it.
"woah, DREAM BIG"
or
"your shorts look especially gold today,
my mom uses color safe bleach,
go carol!"
iloveit!
Paulie: Like I'd marry you, you'd be the meanest wife ever ok? And I know that you weren't bored that day. Because there was a lot of stuff on tv and The Blair Witch Project was coming on Stars and you were like, "I haven't seen this since it came out and so we should watch it," but oh no we should just make out instead la la la...
It was just so cute! I just saw Juno last night, and I'm in love with this film now :D
"go fly a kite"
"hey big-puffy-version-of-Junebug"
"Why does everyone think yellow is gender neutral? I've never seen a guy's room with desert coloured walls."
I don't think that's right but it's something similar. It made me laugh so much when I saw it.
Juno: sticks up middle finger!
Haha that made me laugh
And the lovely
Paulie: Like I'd marry you, you'd be the meanest wife ever ok? And I know that you weren't bored that day. Because there was a lot of stuff on tv and The Blair Witch Project was coming on Stars and you were like, "I haven't seen this since it came out and so we should watch it," but oh no we should just make out instead la la la...
juno: no i want someone who's a graphic designer with a cool asian girlfriend who dresses really fashionable and totally rocks out on the bass guitar. but i don't want to get too specific.
i laughed so hard at this because the image is so true.
"finger nails really" that part was funny the whole thing was funny