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SVU - Best quotes
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One of my favourite things about SVU is the amazing dialogue the charcters have. Here is a selection from season 1.
Narrator: In the criminal justice system sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of a elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories. (Cragen chews out Olivia for not arresting a woman who then committed suicide.) Don Cragen: You just used your Get Out of Jail Free card, Olivia. There’s only one in the pack. Olivia Benson: Question. Who'd want to cut your penis off? Victor Spicer: Take a number Elliot Stabler: I think sex should be one of the best parts of life, not the worst. Olivia Benson: Yeah. I'm a regular monk. Elliot Stabler: Monkette. (staring at her) Elliot Stabler: Must've been dead a week. Olivia Benson: Guess he has an alibi. (Munch has just explained one of conspiracy theories.) Jeffries: Is there anything you just accept? Munch: Yeah, ... compliments. Elliot Stabler: If I die, the spot where I go down, you better make sure none of this happens to it or I'm gonna haunt you the rest of your days. Olivia Benson: Noted Det. Brian Cassidy: So why didn't you ever have kids? Didn't want the responsibility? Det. John Munch: I wouldn't want to give a kid the responsibility of me. Olivia Benson: I sure's hell wouldn't drive to Queens to save your ass. Elliot Stabler: Yeah, you would Det. John Munch: I don't just want to rain on your parade I want to burst all your floats. Elliot Stabler: How long you been sleeping with Cassidy? Olivia Benson: Uh, I'm not. Elliot Stabler: Your stomach just dropped two floors, Olivia. The unconscious don't lie. Olivia Benson: I'm not lying ... not much. Elliot Stabler: Mm-hmm. Olivia Benson: Is it that obvious? Elliot Stabler: I'm your partner for better or worse. Look everybody knows too much about everybody else in this office anyway. Olivia Benson: I broke a rule, Elliot. A personal one. And now he wants to see me again. Elliot Stabler: Can you blame him? Olivia Benson: He smells expensive. Don Cragen: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you to smell the defendant Ray Gunther: (to Benson) What's wrong? You jealous, sweetheart? Olivia Benson: Easy. Elliot Stabler: (squeezing the handcuffs tighter) Not sweetheart. That's Detective Benson. All right? I want an apology from you. Olivia Benson: (helping him back up) I don't need an apology from this slimebag. John Munch: Hello and welcome to Parole Phone. If you're paying with sex, press 1. If you want to make a donation to a phony charity, press 2. Olivia Benson: I always carry at least a pair of earrings in my purse. Elliot Stabler: Yeah, like you carry a purse. Olivia Benson: That's 'cause you carry it for me Nick Ganzner: You close your eyes ... is that it ... to have sex? Olivia Benson: I have sex with my eyes wide open Elizabeth Stabler: Daddy, why does Christmas only come once a year? Elliot Stabler: Because Santa Claus's credit cards are all maxed out Audrey Jackson: We still have 45 minutes. John Munch: I suppose you want to hear a detailed account of my sexual history? But how're we gonna kill the remaining 44 minutes? Dr. Audrey Jackson: Do you always deflect personal questions with jokes? Det. John Munch: Do you always deflect jokes with personal questions? Det. John Munch: Now I'm a pain in my own ass. Det. John Munch: There should be a special level of hell for this pus-sucking gangrenous malignancy of a mental amoeba. Captain Donald Cragen: Did somebody steal your parking space again? Detective Stabler: The difference between you and all the victims is you can walk away. Detective Olivia Benson: (whispers) No I can't. |
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Stabler: Oh no! Tofu patties!
(Suspect tells Benson he wants some sparkling water)
Benson: And i want your balls in a blender but aint life a bitch!
Fin: He's my Jew.
Munch: I'm your Jew?! Your Jew!? How would you like it if I called you my boy?
Fin: Hey, I'm your boy!
Lol
:)
how about
Stabler: I like these little cliques there like the Mafia nobody knows nothing
Alex - "He is lucky i didn't knock his teeth down his throat!"
Cragen - "I'd pay real money to see that"
Elliot Stabler: How long you been sleeping with Cassidy?
Olivia Benson: Uh, I'm not.
Elliot Stabler: Your stomach just dropped two floors, Olivia. The unconscious don't lie.
Olivia Benson: I'm not lying ... not much.
Elliot Stabler: Mm-hmm.
Olivia Benson: Is it that obvious?
Elliot Stabler: I'm your partner for better or worse. Look everybody knows too much about everybody else in this office anyway.
Olivia Benson: I broke a rule, Elliot. A personal one. And now he wants to see me again.
Elliot Stabler: Can you blame him?
Detective Stabler: The difference between you and all the victims is you can walk away.
Detective Olivia Benson: (whispers) No I can't.
and this one lol
Alex - "He is lucky i didn't knock his teeth down his throat!"
Cragen - "I'd pay real money to see that"
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