Here are some hilarious quotes from 'Less Than Perfect' that I have compiled! Mostly Kipp and Lydia related, because I think they are the funniest! Enjoy!
Kipp: Hey Claude, could you not walk so close to me? People might think we're friends.
Claude:[Giggling] Oh no, Kipp, no. Nobody thinks you have friends.
Kipp: Hey, is that Owen with a girl?
Lydia: Oh my God, it is.
[pause]
Lydia: Should we go and help her?
Kipp: Isn't there a single sausage patty that isn't shaped like a heart?
Lydia: I know. Why does the cafeteria have to recognize this particular holiday? It's not like every Fourth of July they blow the food up.
Lydia: Your scent is supposed to linger, not change global weather patterns.
Owen: Now this really steams my broccoli.
Kipp: Luke. Luke warm. Luke a hazard.
Luke: Are you going anywhere with this plays off the name Luke thing?
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