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Falcon Theatre presents A Dog Named Fish production of

Fellowship!, A Musical Parody of The Fellowship of the Ring

Directed by Joel McCrary
Book by Kelly Holden-Bashar and Joel McCrary
Music by Allen Simpson Lyrics by Everybody

Previews begin June 4 for the 6-Week Engagement
OPENS Saturday, June 6 at 8PM

April 17, 2009, Burbank, CA ;
The Falcon Theatre presents A Dog Named Fish production of Fellowship!, a musical parody of "The Fellowship of the Ring". Written by...

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Plan: Fly over the Mount Doom on an Eagle and drop the ring in the lava.
Flaws: Frodo might not drop it.

2.
Plan: Create a time machine and stop Sauron from making the ring.
Flaws: That would take a loooooooooooooooong time.

3.
Plan: Pretend to be on Sauron's side then when you’re near Mount Doom throw in the ring.
Flaws: Sauron would take the ring before you got that chance

4.
Plan: Have people go into Mordor and reroute the lavas flow to a safe place where Frodo can throw the ring in easily....

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1. Offer him Visine at inopportune moments.
2. Mock his choice in becoming an Eye. Wouldn't a Mouth or a Hand be easier?
3. Knock on bedroom doors around Mordor late at night and complain that you had a bad dream.
4. Train his armies to sing "The Ants Go Marching One By One."
5. During secret evil plotting meetings, raise your hand and ask to go to the bathroom in a whiny voice. Squirm a lot if he says no.
6. Tell Sauron "Wormtounge said you're looking fatter."