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Lord of the Rings Caption Contest Winners
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This article is a listing of winners in the series of Lord of the Rings Caption Contest submissions and picks. Feel free to check out the past rounds and hopefully it will encourage you to participate in future rounds. EDIT: Most, if not all, of these rounds have still active picks. By clicking on the blue word or phrase next to 'WINNER' in each round, you can still place your vote. All of the captions are listed below each individual picture in each section, so once you read the captions, all you have to do is click on the links and place your vote. If by chance your vote changes the winner of the round, please send me a message so that I can update the list. Thanks!! ~*~
Round 1 spikes_girl: “Is that really what Legolas looks like without his makeup on?!” becca85: “UGH!! Elrond…that’s…that’s just not right!! It’s not natural!!” ArabellaElfie: “The Horn of Gondor is not meant to be used like that.” ClassicalNadia: “Wow, Elrond, you really have a big head and don’t get me started on your stanky breath.” WINNER: spikes_girl ~*~
Round 2 spikes_girl: “Merry…Pippin…I don’t think you want to be doing that…OH CRAP!” becca85: “I don’t know what to say guys. I completely forgot the words to the song.” Snugglebum: “HEY!! How come HIS sword can glow in the dark?” ClassicalNadia: “Uh-oh. I stepped on Mr. Frodo’s head again while he was sleeping!” WINNER: Snugglebum ~*~
Round 3 becca85: “OOF!! That’s gonna leave a mark!! How did I not see that coming?” Snugglebum: “There is no torture worse than…slash fanfiction.” ClassicalNadia: “I wonder where Grima’s eyebrows went…” WINNER: Snugglebum ~*~
Round 4 spikes_girl: Merry: “We did it Pippin…we’re gonna be the star roles for the documentary An Idiot’s Guide on How to Launch Fireworks!” Pippin: “Hollywood, here we come!” becca85: Merry: “Wow, I knew there was a reason our chemistry teacher told us not to mix those chemicals.” Pippin: “WHOOOO-EEEEEE!!!!!! Did you see the distance on that bottle cap?! I think it put a hole through the ceiling…” WINNER: spikes_girl ~*~
Round 5 spikes_girl: “That new Chanel perfume not only makes me smell deliciously irresistible to the fancy female elves, humans, hobbits, dwarves, orcs and any other living species, it also makes me smell tender, sweet and vulnerable to the men. Let’s see where Gimli went…” becca85: **imagine Legolas standing in front of a mirror** “Hmmm…I look good. No, make that great. That new hair product really makes my hair baby soft. And that lotion…WOW!!” Snugglebum: **thinking** “And for my next drinking opponent: ROCK LEE!!” WINNER: becca85 ~*~
Round 6 spikes_girl: **Gollum impersonates Legolas when he found out Gollum had replaced his hair gel with spray paint** becca85: “It’s not sitting well in our stomach. Must be poisoned, it was. Those filthy Hobbitses. We’ll murder them. Strangle them, we will.” Snugglebum: **Gollum tries to speak whale** WINNER: Snugglebum ~*~
Round 7 Frizzhead: “Damn it! That ring brought out the highlights in my hair!” becca85: **thinking** “Bide your time, Boromir. It’s only a matter of time before he lets his guard down. Then you can strike…” Snugglebum: **thinking** "I am a lord of Gondor; how did I get roped into babysitting a couple of nutcase HOBBITS?!" WINNER: Snugglebum ~*~
Round 8 spikes_girl: *while captured by an army of Uruk-hai, they secure him in tree roots (they ran out of rope) and promise that he will endure the worst pain and torture in his life...* Pippin: "Noooo! No! The Green Dragon can't close! They can't! They caaaan't...please, puh-leeeeaaaase!" becca85: "This doesn't feel like an all-encompassing, deep-tissue, very relaxing massage to me!! Nobody said anything about tree roots being a part of it!! I did not sign up for this!! Merry!! Merry, help me!! Get me out of heeeeeeeeeeeeere!!" Frizzhead: **talking to the roots** "Guys, this is close enough! I just got out of a tough relationship and I don't want to get hurt again....HEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEE!! Snugglebum: "I TAKE IT BACK, I TAKE IT BACK! GREENPEACE IS NOT A JOKE! PLEEEEEEASE DON'T KILL ME OVER A STUPID LITTLE COMMENT!" WINNER: Frizzhead ~*~
Round 9 becca85: "Did you steal my cocoa puffs?! Did you?! I know it was somebody and I smell cocoa on your breath!! Say your prayers!!" Frizzhead: **Chris Crocker style** LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE **sob** SHE LOVES HER AUNT...LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE...NOWWWW!! Snugglebum: "No Severus...I'M THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE!!" WINNER: Frizzhead ~*~
Round 10 Snugglebum: "Oh, no! The fangirls can't have caught up with us already!" Frizzhead: **Frodo stares at cabbage** "My p-p-precious...the hobbit beside us wants it for himselves...I oughta ring his filthy neck!" spikes_girl: Sam: "No..." Pippin: "It couldn't be..." Merry: "It is!" Frodo: "Elrond's eyebrows are straight! His eyebrows are actually human like the rest of ours!" WINNER: Snugglebum ~*~
Round 11 becca85: "What a trip?! I can't believe being a woodland elf, I never came across that herb before. I wonder if there's any more..." spikes_girl: "Crap. I forgot that extra squirt of very expensive and exclusive bottle of anti-frizz spray. I hope no one will notice if one of my perfect golden hairs sticks up a fraction of an inch higher than the others..." Frizzhead: "Ok, I may be able to recreate that scene from Gladiator if I lean a bit to the left..." Snugglebum: **while the council proceeds to spray multicolored highlights into Legolas's hair** Legolas: "Can I open my eyes yet?" WINNER: becca85 ~*~
Round 12 becca85: **belch** How in the hell did I end up here? What did they do to my clothes? What did they do to my hair? What's with the carrot? I don't even like carrots! When I find out who's responsible... **trails off muttering curses under breath** Frizzhead: "My hair stylist lied to me. My hair does frizz! My hair is no longer a gleaming waterfall, it is a scraggly mess...damn them!" WINNER: Frizzhead ~*~
Round 13 spikes_girl: **smacks lips** "I think it might be time for some dentures...seems my age is finally catching up to me!" Frizzhead: **looks inside** "Oh, hello there, is there a Mr. Shegog at home?" Snugglebum: "...and then I leads nassssty hobbitses to be cornered on dark ledge, where there is no escaping, noo my precious, and then when they are asleep, I reveals location to rabid fangirls, and when they are crushed to death by weight of hormonal lackwits, I can finally reclaims precious for MEEEE!" WINNER: Pick in progress ~*~
Round 14 spikes_girl: "The dentist said that I need braces! Can you believe it? I don't need braces at all! My teeth are perfect!" Snugglebum: "Legolas just told me YOU'RE the one who's been encouraging the eyebrow jokes! Is this true?" Frizzhead: "Ok, the paparazzi will probably stop taking pictures in a minute; just don't say anything...they can lip read." WINNER: Snugglebum ~*~
Round 15 becca85: "Lem'me at him!! Lem'me at him!! You're lucky that he's holding me back, otherwise I'd knock you out for saying my feet are hairy!!" Frizzhead: "I am not coming down until you brush your hair, Legolas!" green79: Sam (talking to Frodo): "I told you that if you screamed for too long, your face would get stuck like that!" WINNER: green79 ~*~
Round 16 spikes_girl: Sam: "No wonder Legolas and Gimli have been acting so strange lately..." Frodo: **too dumbstruck for words** green79: Sam: "Whoa! No wonder Gimli never shaves!" Frodo: "Yeah, look at the size of that mole on his chin!" Frizzhead: Sam: Gollum ate that orc raw!" Frodo: EEEWWW!! Snugglebum: **Frodo and Sam witness another fanfiction writer in action** "OH GOD NO! NOT ANOTHER F/S SLASH!! Where do these perverted ideas come from?" WINNER: Snugglebum ~*~
Round 17 Frizzhead: Legolas: For such a long time, I have been trying to come to terms with my feelings for you. I...I... **stares into eyes dreamily** Snugglebum: **Aragorn knew the staring contest was lost before it even started** **Legolas gives smug grin** green79: Legolas: "Oh, Aragorn. You have something stuck in your teeth! You should really start brushing your teeth so that you can be as perfect as me." becca85: "Aragorn. You have the most intense blue eyes that I've ever seen. I think I could stare into them all day..." WINNER: Pick in progress ~*~
Round 18 becca85: "OMG! Fifi, stop peeing on Treebeard! He's our friend!" Frizzhead: Pippin: There is someone behind me, isn't there?" Creepy Voice: "Hello, Clarice." Pippin: HEEEELLLLP, TREEBEARD! HANNIBAL LECTER IS UP DA TREE!" green79: "Oh my God! The terror!!! Legolas has...a split end!" WINNER: Entries still being accepted ~*~ Updated 10/5/2009
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Also, feel free to add your own entries on the open rounds (of which I will keep a link on here).
Aww, and thanks for the compliment at the beginning *hugs* You're wonderful too (probably more wonderful since you put time into making this). =)
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