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Article by Mallory101 posted 9 months ago
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On the first day of Christmas a wizard gave to me, one ring to rule them all.
On the second day of Christmas a wizard gave to me, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the third day of Christmas a wizard gave to me, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fourth day of Christmas a wizard gave to me, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fifth day of Christmas a wizard gave to me, five undead Wraiths, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the sixth day of Christmas a wizard gave to me, six smelly orcs, five undead Wraiths, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the seventh day of Christmas a wizard gave to me, seven men of Rohan, six smelly orcs, five undead Wraiths, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
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Guide by Mallory101 posted 9 months ago
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Another version of "You know your an LOTR fan when..."

Your AOL screen name is Elbereth.
You can pronounce Nirnaeth Arnoediad.
The opponents in your MS Hearts game are named Morgoth, Sauron and Ungoliant.
You have a decided opinion on the question of the two Glorfindels.
You understand #4.
Your thesis was entitled "On the Valar and their Treament of the Noldor"
When watching The Two Towers, you must fight the urge to scream, "THERE WERE NO ELVES, NEITHER FROM IMLADRIS NOR LÓRIEN, IN THE BATTLE OF THE HORNBURG!
But you mourn Haldir anyway.
It's not "hello", it's "Hail and well met."
You know the difference between Sindarin and Quenya.
You use Shire reckoning.
You can recite the names of all the Kings (and the four Ruling Queens) of Númenor.
You think Ar-Pharazon was a louse.
Your twin sons are named Elladan and Elrohir.
Your baseball bat had a name, too: Narsil. And when it broke and had to be taped up, you re-named it Anduril.
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Guide by Mallory101 posted 9 months ago
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1. Mess up his hair

2. Take him on a blind date with a dwarf woman.

3. Hide his hairbrushes

4. Throw feathers on him and run away.

5. Tie him to a chair and make him listen to Elrond singing in the shower *shudders*

6. Curl his hair

7. Clip his ears

8. Hide his hair products

9. Give them back to him but only after you've replaced his shampoo with red dye

10. Challenge him to an "Elvish Song" contest, and pick the song with the longest verses for him to sing

11. Call him "Igor" for a day

12. Tie him to a tree and leave him there. Then smear honey in his hair

13. Sing "Secret, ELVISH MAN, secret, ELVISH MAN" to him for a day.

14. Also sing "Domo arigato Mr Legolaso"

15. Make him watch the Hilary Duff music videos!

16. Casually mention that he has wrinkles

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