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50 ways to annoy sauron...

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Mallory101 posted 10 months ago

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1. Offer him Visine at inappropriate moments.
2. Mock his choice in becoming an Eye. Wouldn't a Mouth or a Hand be easier?
3. Knock on bedroom doors around Mordor late at night and complain that you had a bad dream.
4. Train his armies to sing "The Ants Go Marching One By One."
5. During secret evil plotting meetings, raise your hand and ask to go to the bathroom in a whiny voice. Squirm a lot if he says no.
6. Tell Sauron "Wormtounge said you're looking fatter."
7. Tell Wormtounge "Sauron said you're looking fatter."
8. Then throw a party and force both to sit through it. Sitting next to each other.
9. Whenever possible, work a phrase about body parts in, such as "reach out your hand and take it." Then stare pointedly at him and apologize.
10. Convince him to engage in staring contests with you.
11. Chastise him for talking to people he doesn't know over the palantir. It could be dangerous!
12. When he tells you he's only been talking to Saruman, mock him on his choice of friends.

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"Fellowship!" A Musical Parody Of "The Fellowship of the Ring" in Burbank, CA

Article by Falcon_Theatre posted 6 months ago

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Falcon Theatre presents A Dog Named Fish production of

Fellowship!, A Musical Parody of The Fellowship of the Ring

Directed by Joel McCrary
Book by Kelly Holden-Bashar and Joel McCrary
Music by Allen Simpson Lyrics by Everybody

Previews begin June 4 for the 6-Week Engagement
OPENS Saturday, June 6 at 8PM

April 17, 2009, Burbank, CA ;
The Falcon Theatre presents A Dog Named Fish production of Fellowship!, a musical parody of "The Fellowship of the Ring". Written by Kelly Holden-Bashar and Joel McCrary with music by Allen Simpson, Joel McCrary directs nine of the world's best improvisers in this Broadway style musical for Middle-earth. The entire original cast from the award-winning 2005 production is returning, which includes Brian D. Bradley (Mad TV writer), Lisa Fredrickson, Kelly Holden-Bashar, Edi Patterson (Groundlings, David Spade's Show Biz Show), Steve Purnick, Cory Rouse, Ryan Smith (Mad TV writer), Peter Allen Vogt (Hannah Montana, Cath & Kim) and Matthew Stephen Young.

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lord of the Rings - Peregrin Took

Opinion by Elizabeth0 posted 10 months ago

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Peregrin Took is probably the most funniest charater in trilogy Lord of the Rings.
So, I am really curious, which his funny scene do you like the most? Please write in comment
(I tried to write in pick, but it was too long)

1.
Pippin : "Nothing is happening."
Gandalf : "I once knew every spell in all the tongues of Elves, Men and Orcs."
Pippin : "What are you going to do then ?"
Gandalf : "Knock your head against these doors, Peregrin Took ! And if that does not shatter them and I am allowed a little peace from foolish questions I will try to find the opening words."

2.
Legolas : "Lembas. Elvish waybread. One small bite is enough to the stomach of a grown man."
Merry (to Pippin) : "How many did you eat ?"
Pippin : "Four."

3.
Merry : "We're going, too ! You'd have to send us home tied up in a sack to keep us away."
Pippin : "Anyway, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission. Quest. Thing."

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