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Chapter Cinema, Cardiff is proud to present a special FREE screening of the Lord of the Rings fan film, The Hunt For Gollum on Saturday 24th October at 6pm, together with Blair Witch spoof, Blair Thumb
This is only the second opportunity for fans in the UK to see The Hunt For Gollum on the big screen and for free.
To claim your free ticket call in to Chapter, Market Road, Canton, Cardiff, CF5 1QE, or ring 02920 311050.
Fancy dress is encouraged with a prize for the best Lord of the Rings costume
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1. Offer him Visine at inopportune moments.
2. Mock his choice in becoming an Eye. Wouldn't a Mouth or a Hand be easier?
3. Knock on bedroom doors around Mordor late at night and complain that you had a bad dream.
4. Train his armies to sing "The Ants Go Marching One By One."
5. During secret evil plotting meetings, raise your hand and ask to go to the bathroom in a whiny voice. Squirm a lot if he says no.
6. Tell Sauron "Wormtounge said you're looking fatter."
7. Tell Wormtounge "Sauron said you're looking fatter."
8. Then throw a party and force both to sit through it. Sitting next to each other.
9. Whenever possible, work a phrase about body parts in, such as "reach out your hand and take it." Then stare pointedly at him and apologize.
10. Convince him to engage in staring contests with you.
11. Chastise him for talking to people he doesn't know over the palantir. It could be dangerous!
12. When he tells you he's only been talking to Saruman, mock him on his choice of friends.
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1. you have millons of photos and drawings in your room
2.always talk about the movies
3. have seen all 3 of the movies over 6 times each
4.are apart of the lotr spot
5.ride horses in your spare time
6. practice sword fighting with a fake or real sword
7. have a rivedell,gondor,rohan ect flag copy in your room
8. have lotr figures
9. own the books or have read them
10. have a secert crush on a person from the movies
11. practice fighting evil dragons
12.Have pictures and drawings of people and places
13. try to learn elf
14. always study the map of middle earth
15.always have dreams of being in middle earth
16.call your sibblings a "took"
17. when your parents have a party of somesort you steal the big dragon firewrorks out of your dads wagon "basment" before they light off the fire works (like pippin and merry)
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