Funny Text II

Nicole was very annoying that day, she stared at my nose for 25 seconds and then she asked me to scream and called me perfect. (O.o) I had to walk around a bit and cry 'cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue vitor appeared and gave a stuffed cat to Nicole. I screamed "stop!!" and went to the bathroom. My special spot, where I like to fall. (fall?? on the toilet?) Nicole was always on my thoughts, scream she said... Yeah it's for the best...

Nick was very sad that day, he stared at my boobs for 5 seconds and then he asked me to sing and called me crazy. I had to walk around a bit and spin 'cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue Angie appeared and gave a hammer to Nick. I screamed "Sh!t!!" and went to my room. My special spot, where I like to rest. Nick was always on my thoughts, sing he said... Yeah it's for the best...

That's interesting!

Rufus was very thin that day, he stared at my mono brow for 6555 seconds and then he asked me to scratch and called me ugly. I had to walk around a bit and hop 'cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue Rumpelstiltskin appeared and gave a bucket to Henrietta. I screamed "Lubricate!!" and went to Sacred Heart. My special spot, where I like to breathe. Gerty was always on my thoughts, run she said... Yeah it's for the best...

My ex was very sweet that day, he stared at my ass for five seconds and then he asked me to win,and called me interesting I had to walk around a bit and die 'cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue Mario appeared and gave a pen to my ex. I screamed "Say!!" and went to the living-room. My special spot where I like to live. My ex was always on my thoughts... win he said... Yeah it's for the best...
haha..
sad. kinda true. but funny idea if it wasnt so serious in my case
stared at my ass... yehh... that could have been true
loooool xD

Mário was very smart that day, he stared at my eyes for 23 seconds and then he asked me to run and called me lazy. I had to walk around a bit and walk 'cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue Vitor appeared and gave a door to Mário. I screamed "Listen!!" and went to the park. My special spot, where I like to say. Mário was always on my thoughts, run he said... Yeah it's for the best...

Whatevs nic :P

Run Nic you lazy bum!! :P Hey Vitor where does the door lead to?? o.O

TO DARKNESS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Miguel was very cool that day, he stared at my arms for 4 seconds and then he asked me to forget and called me cute. I had to walk around a bit and bleed 'cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue catia appeared and gave a ball to miguel. I screamed "drive!!" and went to the beach. My special spot, where I like to awake. Miguel was always on my thoughts, forget he said... Yeah it's for the best...

RICHARD was very SMELLY that day, he/she stared at my BIG TOE for 42 seconds and then he/she asked me to SNEEZE and called me SPONTANEOUS. I had to walk around a bit and LAUGH 'cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue JOSH appeared and gave a PILLOW to RICHARD. I screamed "KILL!!" and went to ICELAND. My special spot, where I like to DROP (??). RICHARD was always on my thoughts, SNEEZE he/she said... Yeah it's for the best...

KEVIN was very RED-BULLISTIC that day, he stared at my EYE for 17 seconds and then he asked me to DRAW and called me ECCENTRIC. I had to walk around a little bit and BUY STUFF cause I couldn't believe it. Then out of the blue, JAY LENO appeared and gave a DEAD SQUIRREL to KEVIN. I screamed "DANCE!" and went to ATLANTIS, my special spot where I like to RUN. KEVIN was always on my thoughts, Draw he said...Yeah its for the best....

lol!

NANCY was very LAZY that day,she stared at my TUMMY for 14 seconds and asked me to EAT FATTY FOODS and called me DRUNK.I had to walk around and KISS PEOPLE cause I couldn't belive it.Then out of the blue BARACK OBAMA appeared and gave a MCDONALDS KIDS MEAL to NANCY.I screamed "DIE!" and went to SATURN,my special spot were i like to FLY.NANCY was always on my thoughts,eat fatty foods she said...Yeah its for the best...