| Thought she looked EVIL! so I hit her with my... |
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Thought she looked EVIL! so I hit her with my lance
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| Didn't really care since I was doing a rain dance |
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Didn't really care since I was doing a rain dance
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| Couldn't kill her so instead I killed some ants |
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Couldn't kill her so instead I killed some ants
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| To get her attention I danced with no pants |
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To get her attention I danced with no pants
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| She put a curse on me and I went into a trance |
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She put a curse on me and I went into a trance
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| Got shot down so I retired to my manse |
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Got shot down so I retired to my manse
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| Watched The Legend of Bagger Vance |
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Watched The Legend of Bagger Vance
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| And uh... it's hard to make things rhyme with dance |
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And uh...it's hard to make things rhyme with dance
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| She might not have been a vampire, but I couldn't... |
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She might not have been a vampire, but I couldn't take that chance
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