Thank god he is not going to be in it.
I heard it from someone at school, and this is how the conversation went.
Girl:(Knowing I'm the biggest POTC fan in Canada) You know they're making a Pirates 4, right?
Me:...I've only known since 2006.
Girl: Oh...you know that, that WIll guy, and that Lizzie girl w-
Me: Won't be in it, blah blah blah, only Johnny Depp and the others, cause I E-mailed Disney, and told them that I hate Orlando Bloom and Kiera Knightly and the characters of Will and Elizabeth were weak, so I sugested that they shoulden't be in the fourth movie.
Girl:Wow, really?
Me: NO!! But I know they won't be in it.
Girl: Well you know that Zac Efron will be in it as that...Will guy?
Me: (At this point laughing my fricken head off and pointing as I do it) HAHAHAHAA THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD EVER!!
Girl: It's true!!
Me: Darling, I am the biggest, Self Declared, obsessive Pirates of the Caribbean fan, in all of Canada. And your trying to tell me that some lame a$$ actor who stars in a STUPID trilogy of that wich revolves around High School MUSICALS...will be in the biggest Diseny franchise since Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas?
Girl: Well I've just heard it through the grape thingy...
Me: Vine. Well nice try. That is never, never EVER going to happen. (Singing Sweeney Todd like,) 'not while I'm around...'
So it's nice too see this pathetic roumour to rest.
And yes. That girl really is as POTC illiterate as I wrote.
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EDIT: and I do not want him to be in POTC 4.
I heard it from someone at school, and this is how the conversation went.
Girl:(Knowing I'm the biggest POTC fan in Canada) You know they're making a Pirates 4, right?
Me:...I've only known since 2006.
Girl: Oh...you know that, that WIll guy, and that Lizzie girl w-
Me: Won't be in it, blah blah blah, only Johnny Depp and the others, cause I E-mailed Disney, and told them that I hate Orlando Bloom and Kiera Knightly and the characters of Will and Elizabeth were weak, so I sugested that they shoulden't be in the fourth movie.
Girl:Wow, really?
Me: NO!! But I know they won't be in it.
Girl: Well you know that Zac Efron will be in it as that...Will guy?
Me: (At this point laughing my fricken head off and pointing as I do it) HAHAHAHAA THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD EVER!!
Girl: It's true!!
Me: Darling, I am the biggest, Self Declared, obsessive Pirates of the Caribbean fan, in all of Canada. And your trying to tell me that some lame a$$ actor who stars in a STUPID trilogy of that wich revolves around High School MUSICALS...will be in the biggest Diseny franchise since Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas?
Girl: Well I've just heard it through the grape thingy...
Me: Vine. Well nice try. That is never, never EVER going to happen. (Singing Sweeney Todd like,) 'not while I'm around...'
So it's nice too see this pathetic roumour to rest.
And yes. That girl really is as POTC illiterate as I wrote.
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