Floppy wanded dementor buggerer. Haha.

Here are all the wizard swears:

- Cauldron Bum
- Son of a Banshee
- Swish and Flicker
- Voldemort's Nipple
- Dragon Bogeys
- Expecto Patronads
- Rabble Rousers
- Jiggery Pokery
- Blast-Ended Skank
- Broomhead
- Hagrid's Buttcrack
- Leprechaun Taint
- Unicorn Turds
- Muggle****ing Troll****jen
- Flobby Wanded Dementor Boggerer
- Dobby's Sock

And finally, the Elder Swear:
Your Mother is a *****ing ****** Laura Mimsum ******** Adminvenium ************** Tragoolaw ******* Hippopautamus ************* Rebublican **************** and Daniel Ratcliffe ***************** With a Bucket of **************** And a Castle Far Away Where No One Can Here You ********************** Soup ************ With a Bucket of ************** Mickey Mouse ************* and A Stick of Dynamite ******* Magical *********** Alakazam!

The elder swear.

Dobby's sock. Its so hilarious, random, and I use it all the time. ^^

Dobby's Sock! :D

The Elder Swear

"You whorecrux!"
Or "You sluthorn!"

they were all so funnny :)

my faviriot is the elders swear

i luv luv luv luv luv Flobby Wanded Dementor Boggerer, Dobby's Sock and Voldemort's nipple LOL they made me laff the most

"the Elder Swear"

Son of a Banshee

Hagrid's Buttcrack and Unicorn turds! (totally LOL)