Harry: Hey Guys, Professor Dumbledore posted up a list of words that are banned from Hogwarts. I didn't know wizards had swears.
Hermoine: Of course they do, Harry, they're called wizard swears.
Ron: Like cauldron BUM!
Harry: Really? Thats adorable!
AND
Ron: Want a hug, Harry?
Harry: No! I don't want a hug!
Ron: HUGGING!
Harry: I'LL WOUND YOU!!
AND
Harry: Lose some weight before you hug me, Ron.
Ron: Wha--?
Dumbledore:Hello Harry are you studing for class?
Harry:No were invading Snapes privacy by reading his diary
Dumbledore:Oh, well you wouldnt happen to have any prunes?
Harry:Im a afraid not sir
Dumbledore:Im very dissapointed in you Harry.
Snape: In some notion, the flowers fell from my hand, and shattered like glass. And when I looked into the mirror, I was a beautiful milkmade, but then I woke up crying, and I don't know why.
Dumbledore: I once had a dream that I was a baby pig, living on a farm. Oink Oink Oink!
Snape: No you don't understand, it was a life changing vision. I may never be the same!
OMG, I just realized that "Snape" has "ape" in it! LMAO!
I just watched "Potions Class" and now I have another one:
Dumbledore: Hello Severus!
Snape: Hello professor.
Dumbledore: I need to borrow some wizard liquids.
Snape: I'm fresh out, sir.
Dumbledore: How about enchanted juice?
Snape: Nope.
Dumbledore: What about expired gorilla milk?
Snape: . . . That has no magical properties.
Dumbledore: Oh contrare, Snape-a-doodle! It's done a wonder on me bowels!
Snape: Okay, whatever. This way.
Dumbledore: Hehehehehehe.
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My favorite line from the second one is "Oh contrare, Snape-a-doodle!"
Harry: OHMYGOD look what I found!
Ron: is that a book?
Hermione: I know a thing or two about books and thats a book.
HArry: its not just any book, guys
Ron: Is it a young adult vampire romance novel?
TEN SECONDS LATER -- RON IN CORNER.
--
HArry: My parents are dead, my life sucks, I cant hold down a girlfriend and Im surrounded by ****ing goblins and **** all the time I mean what the ****
Ron: But its magic, Harry, the goblins are MAGICAL!
Harry: well i still have nightmares about dobby eating my skin clean off every night! I cant take it any more! I. Quit. Magic.
--
HArry: I dont want a hug!
Ron: Give me a hug, Harry.
HArry: NO!
Ron: HUGGING!
Harry: I'll wound you!
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