Al: Sam, you're going to die on May 14th. That's in two days.
Sam: I know that Al! Why ?
Al: Why? Well probably because you can't live with two thousand volts of electricity going through your body!..
Sam: I'm running track, Al !
Al: Oh, well look, you pump your arms and you pump your legs and drive through the tape.
Sam: You were a runner too ?
Al: No, but it sounds good, doesn't it ?
*Sam is upset because he couldn't save the president from being shot by Oswald*
Al: Your swiss-cheesed brain probably doesn't remember, but..the first time around, Oswald killed Jackie too
Al: You're part of a time travel experiment that went a little..ka-ka
Sam: A little ka-ka ?..How ka-ka?
Al: Well, you're here! That's great! Nobel Prize material! You should be proud!
Sam: And..?
Al *hesitating*: And..we're experiencing technical difficulties in retrieving you..
After Sam won a soccer game as Eddie Vega, Al went to check on the cheer leaders :P
Al: Oh Sam there was one little girl who had these pomelos
Sam: Pomelos are great food!
Al: That's my point..she had these beauutiful pomelos..
Al: Ziggy's 86.7 % sure that you're here to save Scarlett O'Hara there from getting squished by a chu chu
Sam: What about Jessee ? Was he squi..was he killed to ?
Al: Ziggy doesn't know
The Italian episode Double Identity where Geno speaks in Italian while Sam sits in the hairdressing chair. It is hilarious. Sams says Volare. What a crack up.
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Al singing:
All around the something..
The monkey chased the weasel,
The monkey did..something..
And something happened to the weasel!..
when the original is :
Round and round the mulberry bush
The monkey chased the weasel,
The monkey stopped to pull up his sock,
And pop(!) goes the weasel
Sam: Al !!..
Al:Hair! With their hair !..
Al: Sam, you're going to die on May 14th. That's in two days.
Sam: I know that Al! Why ?
Al: Why? Well probably because you can't live with two thousand volts of electricity going through your body!..
Al: Uhm..tu casa o mi casa
Sam: My place or yours ?! Al !!..
Al: Oh, well look, you pump your arms and you pump your legs and drive through the tape.
Sam: You were a runner too ?
Al: No, but it sounds good, doesn't it ?
*Sam is upset because he couldn't save the president from being shot by Oswald*
Al: Your swiss-cheesed brain probably doesn't remember, but..the first time around, Oswald killed Jackie too
Al: You're part of a time travel experiment that went a little..ka-ka
Sam: A little ka-ka ?..How ka-ka?
Al: Well, you're here! That's great! Nobel Prize material! You should be proud!
Sam: And..?
Al *hesitating*: And..we're experiencing technical difficulties in retrieving you..
Al: Oh Sam there was one little girl who had these pomelos
Sam: Pomelos are great food!
Al: That's my point..she had these beauutiful pomelos..
Sam: What about Jessee ? Was he squi..was he killed to ?
Al: Ziggy doesn't know