Quotes

Many funny sayings in this fantastic site! Large collection of funny sayings! Read and use these funny sayings to liven up your day!

Submitted by iloveoct 27 days ago

Faulkner (of Hemingway): “He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” Hemingway (of Faulkner): “Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?”

Submitted by Cinders 3 months ago

Here you can find a lot of quotes some by famous people and some by unknown people. They range from Beach Quotes, to American quotes even Disney quotes!

Submitted by Paintballer32 6 months ago

Coulson Macleod's black and white art -distressed white text highlights the coolest of quotes by the coolest of folk. Lou Reed’s God is rock 'n' roll. Coulson Macleod’s God is art. Available to buy from www.coulsonmacleod.com

Submitted by coulsonmacleod 8 months ago

Submitted by Kaidi 8 months ago

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"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang-MR-AE
*"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." -Nudge-MaximumRide-SOF
*''Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" ~Max-MR-StWaOES
*"What's your name?" "Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." -Angel answering Steve-MAX
*"Your middle name is 'Charging Off.'" -Total-MAX

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There are very important things in our lives that we sometimes don't appreciate. These are my favourite quotes about them. They don't have numbers, they are just given in a free list, so you are not bound to anyone opinion and can always choose your favourite quote or add a new one!

LOVE
"There are only 4 questions of value in life, Don Octavia. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? And what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love ("Don Juan de Marco")"

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My favourites Simpsons quotes

1.I'm normally not a praying man,but if you're up there,please save me Superman!(Homer)

2.(Homer is looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay.)Hee hee!Look at this country!"You are gay!"

3.Please don't eat me!I have a wife and kids.Eat them!(Homer)

4.You tried your best and you failed miserably.The lesson is-never try!(Homer)

5.Remember,you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.(Bart)