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"...he's like Motzart andI'm like Motzart's....friend..."
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"...can you imagine if I was deranged?"
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"...I am better at vision then they are at hiding..."
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"...I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead."
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"...it's a pretty nice little farm...Sometimes teenagers use it for sex."
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"Take that, Sadaam!"
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"Quiet you!"
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"One word, two syllables: Demarcation."
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"Damn it! He put my stapler in jello again!"
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"...we must decieve them....in that way we honour them."
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"You can't fire me. I don't work in this van!"
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"...it's like space without the stars."
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"I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby"
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| "I wish I could menstruate." |
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"I wish I could menstruate."
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Don't be an Idiot, Changed My Life
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| "It appears that the website has come alive." |
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"It appears that the website has come alive."
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[in response to "what's your middle name?"] "Danger."
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| I never smile. In primates, the bearing of one's... |
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I never smile. In primates, the bearing of one's teeth is a form of submission.
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| Dwight talking about his best date |
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Dwight talking about his best date
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through mind control i can raise and lower my cholesterol (why would you want to
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