1) When they ask you if your homework is done, say yes, then at 10:00 PM, ask for help on your math homework
2) Post a bad quiz/test grade on the fridge, and draw a happy face on it.
3) When they say to do the dishes, say: "But... I thought I was supposed to keep my virtue!?"
4) Go from chic to gothic. Walk downstairs with temporary black hair dye, and stare at your parents. Just start crying, run out the door, and cry: "You'll never understand me!"
5) Put on a strippers outfit on, and go into the living room. While your mother/father/guardian says: "Sarah Smith!" (Ex. Name) Say: "Excuse me, my name is Starlight Sweetness now!!!"
6) Offer to babysit. Take the cash, and leave the kid at home.
7) Offer to make dinner, and make Kraft noodles and cheese. Then say: "OOPS! I forgot the cheese!" And pour a little onto everyones platter.
8) Let them lecture you, and when they say the classic: "Do you understand me!?" Shake your head, and mutter: "No, I never have either. That's what therapists are for."
9) Ask your mom for tylenol. Empty the bottle into your drawer, and when hand her back the empty bottle. Watch her be stunned when she makes you take a drug test to find out there is no drugs at all in your system.
10) Ask her for money to pay off your bets
11) When she asks what you're doing, say "Um... I'm with my boy/girlfriend! Hang on, lemmee get dressed.
12) Whenever she starts speaking to you, walk out of the room, bored
13) Ask what memapause is, because you think she has it.
14) Publicly ask her why she says she's 29 every year if she's so dang old!
15) "Mom, do you have any gum for school?"
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I /love/ #8. I'd say it, but I'd be grounded, like, forever.
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