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50 Fun Things To Do at Walmart

Opinion by slytherin360 posted 1 year ago
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50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. b 33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.


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HAHA! That's great!
posted 1 year ago.
 
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LOL XD I Will do all of this
posted 1 year ago.
 
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i want to do #48 in school while everyone is taking a test.
posted 1 year ago.
 
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#25 & #10- lmao
posted 1 year ago.
 
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like 9out of ten of these are against the law.cool.....
posted 1 year ago.
 
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CALVINBALLLL!!!!!

I also like #28 alot, I do that all the time :P
posted 1 year ago.
 
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Bookcrumb said:
Take #48 and instead of lying down look like a zombie and say in a low, slow hypnotised voice "(name of person) must go he must." Then raise your arms to zombie position and walk slowly down the aisle.

I also really love Calvinball...
posted 10 months ago.
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My friend and I made a list like this. Another one we had was to throw skittles at people and yell "Taste the rainbow!" One my sister said was to ask the customer service people to page someone over the entercom and tell them your name. After they say it a few tims say "Oh,, thats me!" Alot of your things were on our list.
posted 10 months ago.
 
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holy crap i died laughing...omfg
posted 10 months ago.
 
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What's a WALMART im from Australia so i wouldn't know
posted 10 months ago.
 
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rainy
51. wait in the womans batthroom, and when you see a male employee, grab him, scream: "There is a woman in there having a baby!" And have someone in there screaming. When he says he'll go get help, drag him in there, and stand in front of the door when he realizes that there isnt anyone in there :P)
posted 9 months ago.
 
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kl (that means cool) im from scotlad so what is wall-mart..??~!!~~?!?!???!!?!!?!?!?!?!??!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!!­!!
posted 9 months ago.
 
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mischievous
I've done #1, #2, #7, #8, #12,#14, #18, #26, #27, #35, #36, #39, #42, and #48. Seriously!!! and who dosn't do #42, #12, and #36!!
posted 9 months ago.
 
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and who dosn't know what a walmart is....I thought those things were all over the world!
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Saishasta said:
Wal-Mart is a store with a bunch of random crap like clothes, cds, movies, electronics. Some have food courts and grocery stores in them too. I'm from small-town Iowa so I haven't ever been in the super huge wal-Marts but we have a super-walmart in my town.

My friends and I like to play hide and seek/tag in our Wal-Mart.
posted 8 months ago.
 
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I do #3 all the time! it's fun!!
posted 8 months ago.
 
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-nessie- said:
im from iowa and walmart has fod and clothes and house supplies and electronics and low prices but crappy parking lots if you dont have wal mart wht do you have then? *
posted 8 months ago.
 
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angelic
Haaaa, this is funny.
posted 8 months ago.
 
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Jackimo17 said:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah :)(:)
posted 8 months ago.
 
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I often do 14, 15, 19, 5, and 1! They are so fun!!!!
posted 8 months ago.
 
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lol, you shouldn't have given me ideas! I did #3 except with microwaves that are really loud :)
posted 7 months ago.
 
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I think Wal-Mart in South Africa is Woolworths. They sell everything. Previously mentioned.
posted 7 months ago.
 
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thats hilarious!i like 25 and 50
posted 7 months ago.
 
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omfg!! that was halarius!!!!
posted 6 months ago.
 
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LOL
posted 6 months ago.
 
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HAHAHAAHHHAAA!!!!!!!! These are freaking hilarious!!!
posted 6 months ago.
 
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cl0v3r said:
awww i dont hav a wallmart.. but the warehouse sounds close enuf.
what abwt hiding in between clothes racks and jumping out at strangers haha
posted 6 months ago.
 
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lolz ima goin to walmart!
posted 5 months ago.
 
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haha can't wait till my next trip to walmart
posted 5 months ago.
 
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HEA16 said:
HAHHAHAHAHA i am so going to walmart ;D
posted 5 months ago.
 
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emisa123 said:
I'm going to Walmart today!!!! I am soo doing 1,9,13,14,15,17,19,21,25,31, and 48!
posted 5 months ago.
 
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emisa123 said:
*rates five stars and puts on favorites*
posted 5 months ago.
 
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monkey
i love these kinds of lists! they are sooo creative and funny! U are a GENIOUS!!!
posted 5 months ago.
 
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prepyred said:
i like sitting in shopping carts..
posted 5 months ago.
 
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Gwen756 said:
Shopping cart races, FUN! lol.
posted 4 months ago.
 
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Anyone from the UK - Wal-mart is the big boss of Asda...Asda is like a sub branch of it.

these are hilarious...must try them!
posted 4 months ago.
 
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AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!
posted 4 months ago.
 
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Okay, seriously, I want to do all of these, if not for my hindering fear of getting yelled at by authority figures... But still, omg how hilarious!!!!! Who wrote this??????
posted 4 months ago.
 
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Repo-girl said:
I want to do all of these.
posted 3 months ago.
 
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that was awsome i got to try some of those some time
posted 3 months ago.
 
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ahern34 said:
LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted 3 months ago.
 
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emma-may said:
OMG LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted 3 months ago.
 
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mischievous
I am going to Walmart tomorrow just so I can do all these things. I'm really excited about starting a game of Calvinball! LOL!
posted 2 months ago.
 
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angry
Its funny but that would be rood and those are stupid things that you shouldn't do, morans.
posted 2 months ago.
 
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kayla2627 said:
omfg that is totally something I would do
posted 2 months ago.
 
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Nayeli53 said:
MOM!!! LETS GO TO WALMART TODAY!!! THERES SOME STUFF I GOTTA DO!!!
posted 2 months ago.
 
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TOTAL LOL!!!! my faves are: 10, 13, 19, 21, 25, 30, and my all time faves are 31 and 37... lol mission impossable... shnerples...
these are like those, 20 ways to anoy voldemort, or 30 things that will annoy galbatorex... lol!
posted 2 months ago.
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love it almost as much as the 123 ways to annoy voldemort!
posted 2 months ago.
 
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Don't forget the dancing randomly where theres customers even in the baby cribs!
Dance when you climed in it!

This is funny!
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monkey
luv it!! no.29 made me laugh 2 mi self,cuz they alwais seem 2 cum an bug u about helping u,ill definatly try sum of em wiv mah m8s!
posted 2 months ago.
 
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