65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Wisconsinites get upset because they can't start the snow-mobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Wisconsin start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late
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Floridians turn on the heat.
Alaskans run about in bathing suits.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Alaskans play in the sprinkler.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
Alaskans plan a trip to the beach.
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
Alaskans go to school in a t-shirt and sneakers.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Alaskan long-sleeves.
20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Alaskans think it's no longer necessary to wear a jacket.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
Alaskans start the car maybe ten minutes early.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
Alaskans get out the winter coat.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
Time to get the chores done before it gets cold.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
30 minute car warm up.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
Alaskans avoid going into town because the ice fog is so bad.
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Alaskan school board thinks about maybe letting kids have a day off. Bud they don't.
there's my version :P
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